My children didn’t receive any presents last year. I’m serious: none. As a parent, I was looking forward to last Christmas more than any in a long time.That’s because I was under the assumption that Santa Claus was coming to town. So imagine my surprise when my kids rushed downstairs on Christmas morning and found the space underneath the Christmas tree as empty as it was the night before. What. The. Fuck.
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And Santa-Bacchus said there shall but peppermint schnapps.
When he laughed his stomach shook like a bowl full of dynamite
It’s the lack of thought that counts.
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It’s the normal version of the claymation special, which is what’s so weird about it.
Santa’s promoting facial hair this year. ALL the facial hair.
"It’s the ciiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiife…"
It’s the season of giving…bizarre punishments.
The Story of Christmas as Told by a Child [Click to continue reading]
Hey, get it right. JESUS hung out with dinosaurs.
More moves than a bowl full of jelly.