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No glove no love.

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Read 5 Reasons Why I’m Starting to Believe That Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist

Comedians Tell Kids that Santa Isn’t Real

He doesn’t know when you are sleeping or when you’re awake because HE’S NOT REAL!

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Walter White Christmas
I am the one who’s naughty.

Walter White Christmas

I am the one who’s naughty.

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Finish reading “The Terrifying True Story Behind “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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Prancer could prance off a pound or two.

Watch Fat Reindeer Can’t Fit on Rooftop

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My children didn’t receive any presents last year. I’m serious: none. As a parent, I was looking forward to last Christmas more than any in a long time.That’s because I was under the assumption that Santa Claus was coming to town. So imagine my surprise when my kids rushed downstairs on Christmas morning and found the space underneath the Christmas tree as empty as it was the night before. What. The. Fuck.
Finish reading the 4 more reasons Why I’m Starting to Believe That Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist

My children didn’t receive any presents last year. I’m serious: none. As a parent, I was looking forward to last Christmas more than any in a long time.That’s because I was under the assumption that Santa Claus was coming to town. So imagine my surprise when my kids rushed downstairs on Christmas morning and found the space underneath the Christmas tree as empty as it was the night before. What. The. Fuck.

Finish reading the 4 more reasons Why I’m Starting to Believe That Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist

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I Farted on Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me)

Artist: The Little Stinkers

Released: 1998

Every year people complain about overplayed Christmas songs, but it could be a lot worse. Here are 10 original Christmas songs you never hear played at the mall. Because they’re all terrible.

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Finish December

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It’s a classic Christmas story.

It’s a classic Christmas story.

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Rudolph the Drunken Reindeer

Dasher’s usually the DD.

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Christmas Santa Word Search Demands You Consume Flesh
Jingle all the way to hell.

Christmas Santa Word Search Demands You Consume Flesh

Jingle all the way to hell.

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If Santa Was My Wingman

Be careful what you wish for.

Sandwich Shop Prank Shocks Customers

The customer is always right… And sometimes, they’re a dolphin.