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Piss Colored Gatorade
I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

Piss Colored Gatorade

I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

(Source: reddit.com)

F*ckin’ Sale
Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!

F*ckin’ Sale

Have they got deals? F*ckin’ eh they do!

(Source: reddit.com)

Rare Nintendo 64 Controller
Although to be honest, it handles shockingly poorly.

Rare Nintendo 64 Controller

Although to be honest, it handles shockingly poorly.

(Source: reddit.com)

For Lease Navidad
Ho! Ho! House for lease.

For Lease Navidad

Ho! Ho! House for lease.

Man Selling Truck Doesn’t Do A Great Job
I don’t think popular R&B singer Seal would appreciate you giving away his number, man.

Man Selling Truck Doesn’t Do A Great Job

I don’t think popular R&B singer Seal would appreciate you giving away his number, man.

Better Sale Competes with Sale
You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.

Better Sale Competes with Sale

You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Marinated Rape for Sale
“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

Marinated Rape for Sale

“Found this a few years back at a supermarket I was in. I still have no idea what they were getting at.”

(Source: College Humor)

Just steal one. No one will see.

Just steal one. No one will see.

(Source: College Humor)


Young White Ass for Sale


Why chase it when you can buy it right here?

Why chase it when you can buy it right here?

(Source: College Humor)


Engagement Ring For Sale


Watch out, it might be a horcrux.

Watch out, it might be a horcrux.

(Source: College Humor)


Silence of the Labels

It’s the daily Buffalo Bill discount.

It’s the daily Buffalo Bill discount.

(Source: College Humor)


Baby Mixed In With Stuffed Animals

That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.

That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.

(Source: College Humor)


High-Heeled Flippers


Swim in style.

Swim in style.

(Source: College Humor)

Half Price Car Is Half A Car
If only he said, “Show me the Car Fax” before buying.

Half Price Car Is Half A Car

If only he said, “Show me the Car Fax” before buying.

(Source: College Humor)

Don’t Try On Condoms Sign
They better accept “barely used” as a reason for return.

Don’t Try On Condoms Sign

They better accept “barely used” as a reason for return.

(Source: College Humor)