30% discounts for everyone who isn’t named Hanna! Hanna, you get to go sit in the corner.
Supermarkets make it simple to buy groceries for your entire family, and sad if you don’t have one. Luckily this handy guide provides some useful advice for single shoppers who wish they weren’t.
You complete him.
Blockbuster Video is officially closing its last remaining 300 retail stores. Below is an urgent plea from totally-not-Photoshopped Sarah McLachlan:
These Abandoned Blockbuster Videos Need YOUR Help! [Click for audio accompaniment]
Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.
It’s worse than scary… it’s sad.
What You’ll Need
- One Deck of Cards
- One Bottle of Red Wine
How It’s Played
This is a fun twist on the classic card game Memory. Place the all cards face down and flip them over two at a time, trying to find a pair of matching numbers. Drink every time you don’t get a match drink for a number of seconds equal to the sum of the numbers on the cards. This is a game that gets harder the more you drink. I mean, you’re drinking to forget anyway. Why not make a game of it?
3 MORE Awesome Drinking Games (For People Drinking Alone) [Click to learn how to play]
Until further notice, everything is going to suck.
Read the LAST 2 Important Service Announcements for Your Winter [Click to finish]
Because when nothing was the same for too long, it was time to make a change.
Welcome to the magical journey of unemployment.
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