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The Most Depressing Restaurant Sign Ever
30% discounts for everyone who isn’t named Hanna! Hanna, you get to go sit in the corner.

The Most Depressing Restaurant Sign Ever

30% discounts for everyone who isn’t named Hanna! Hanna, you get to go sit in the corner.

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How To Shop For Groceries Like You’re Not Single

Supermarkets make it simple to buy groceries for your entire family, and sad if you don’t have one. Luckily this handy guide provides some useful advice for single shoppers who wish they weren’t.

Sorry Leo: Mosaic of DiCaprio Made up of Oscar Winners
You complete him.

Sorry Leo: Mosaic of DiCaprio Made up of Oscar Winners

You complete him.

(Source: reddit.com)

Finish reading Christmas Cards For Single People

(Source: College Humor)

These Headlines Just Might Make You Cry

These Headlines Just Might Make You Cry

Blockbuster Video is officially closing its last remaining 300 retail stores. Below is an urgent plea from totally-not-Photoshopped Sarah McLachlan:

These Abandoned Blockbuster Videos Need YOUR Help! [Click for audio accompaniment] 

Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years
Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

Elderly Man Dresses Up for Halloween this Year and in 10 Years

Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you’re dead.

(Source: reddit.com)

If No One Came To The Monster Mash

It’s worse than scary… it’s sad.

What You’ll Need

  1. One Deck of Cards 
  2. One Bottle of Red Wine

How It’s Played

This is a fun twist on the classic card game Memory. Place the all cards face down and flip them over two at a time, trying to find a pair of matching numbers. Drink every time you don’t get a match drink for a number of seconds equal to the sum of the numbers on the cards. This is a game that gets harder the more you drink. I mean, you’re drinking to forget anyway. Why not make a game of it?

3 MORE Awesome Drinking Games (For People Drinking Alone) [Click to learn how to play]

Until further notice, everything is going to suck.  
Read the LAST 2 Important Service Announcements for Your Winter [Click to finish]

Until further notice, everything is going to suck.  

Read the LAST 2 Important Service Announcements for Your Winter [Click to finish]

Treatment for Drake-Related Depression

Because when nothing was the same for too long, it was time to make a change.

(Source: youtube.com)

RobBocop - Sad Robot Cop

Needle in the circuit breaker.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Moment a Dog Realizes It’s at the Vet
"Oh, come ON" 

The Moment a Dog Realizes It’s at the Vet

"Oh, come ON" 

(Source: animalsdoingstuff.com)

Welcome to the magical journey of unemployment.

Click to finish What to Expect When You’re Expecting to Maybe Get a Job