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Please don’t die on me, coffee robot

Get the whitewhine book on Amazon 

whitewhine:

Please don’t die on me, coffee robot

Get the whitewhine book on Amazon 

Finish 13 Inanimate Objects That Look Like They’re Having an Existential Breakdown

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The Marriott Hotel Finally Gets It
When you’re here, you’re fleeing family.

The Marriott Hotel Finally Gets It

When you’re here, you’re fleeing family.

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Don’t judge a club by its cover (charge)
Read Why Nightclubs Are Actually Super Depressing

Don’t judge a club by its cover (charge)

Read Why Nightclubs Are Actually Super Depressing

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Proof That Americans Know Nothing About Soccer

Saddest Clothes Tag Ever
Don’t ask questions, just mail a toothbrush to every major city in China and cross your fingers.

Saddest Clothes Tag Ever

Don’t ask questions, just mail a toothbrush to every major city in China and cross your fingers.

(Source: reddit.com)

1. MIX IT UP

Even the greatest roommate sex-overhearing relationships can get tired. So mix it up once in a while: When you lean against your wall to hear your roommates’ grunts and moans better, try leaning in a new position!

2. INCORPORATE FOOD

Chocolate sauce or mango slices can be a great way to reinvigorate your senses while you eavesdrop. Or try alternating sips of ice water and hot water while you listen to your roommates intimately pleasure each other.

3. TAKE IT SLOW

Light some candles, make a playlist, and make a night of it. Tease yourself, slowly getting closer and closer to your roommates’ door until you feel like you’re going to explode. (But make sure you’re still far enough away that if they came out of the room, you wouldn’t seem creepy.)

Finish reading 5 HOT New Ways to Spice Up How You Listen to Your Roommates Have Sex

Oh, baby, that’s the spot. On the other side of that wall.

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Here’s an article we posted a year and a half ago. NBC was just playing with our hearts the whole time.

It’s a sad day for Community.

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Man, Match.com Has Gotten Really Mean
And he thought signing up for Match.com was rock bottom.

Man, Match.com Has Gotten Really Mean

And he thought signing up for Match.com was rock bottom.

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Forever Alone: 8 of the Saddest Products Made For Just One Person

Learn to love yourself…because you’re gonna be single for a long, long time.

1. A dining table for one to host all those dinner parties you have by yourself.

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2. A cookbook aimed to help you microwave all your sad, gross meals.

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3. A boyfriend pillow that doesn’t know how to love but can keep you warm.

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4. An extendable razor so you can shave your own disgusting back.

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Finish reading Forever Alone: 8 of the Saddest Products Made For Just One Person

JFK Died This Morning! In a Car Accident! Prank

A sad day for this country indeed.

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Honest Ramen Noodles
Now with extra aspirin and antidepressants.

Honest Ramen Noodles

Now with extra aspirin and antidepressants.

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