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Famous Rap Crews According to My Dictation Software
Wu-Tang Clan (“Wu-Tang Clan”)

RZA: “Rosa”
GZA: “Joseph”
Method Man: “Method Man”
Raekwon: “Franklin”
Ghostface Killah: “Ghost Face Kila”
Inspectah Deck: “Inspect the Deck”
U-God: “You Got”
Masta Killa: “Masculine”
Ol’ Dirty Bastard: “Older the Bastard”

Next up: Odd Future (“Our Future”)

Famous Rap Crews According to My Dictation Software

Wu-Tang Clan (“Wu-Tang Clan”)

RZA: “Rosa”

GZA: “Joseph”

Method Man: “Method Man”

Raekwon: “Franklin”

Ghostface Killah: “Ghost Face Kila”

Inspectah Deck: “Inspect the Deck”

U-God: “You Got”

Masta Killa: “Masculine”

Ol’ Dirty Bastard: “Older the Bastard”

Next up: Odd Future (“Our Future”)

10 Lamest Rap Brags
Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 
1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”
2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”
3) "Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge"
4) "I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson"
5) ”Hey, this is my jam”
6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”
7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”
8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”
9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”
10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”
See how many you got right.

10 Lamest Rap Brags

Can you match the lame lyric to the artist? 

1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”

2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”

3) "Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge"

4) "I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson"

5) ”Hey, this is my jam”

6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”

7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”

8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”

9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”

10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”

See how many you got right.

16 Unlikely Places the Wu-Tang Dynasty Lives On
WHEN I SAY “WU”, YOU SAY “who would have ever guessed that one day little children would be reppin’ RZA and Ghostface Killa’s Staten Island rap crew from the early 90’s? Certainly not me.” WU!

16 Unlikely Places the Wu-Tang Dynasty Lives On

WHEN I SAY “WU”, YOU SAY “who would have ever guessed that one day little children would be reppin’ RZA and Ghostface Killa’s Staten Island rap crew from the early 90’s? Certainly not me.” WU!

Have a Murray Christmas: a celebration of Bill Murray
Here’s why Bill Murray is worth celebrating year-round, from crashing parties to showing up at our kickball game (for real!).

Have a Murray Christmas: a celebration of Bill Murray

Here’s why Bill Murray is worth celebrating year-round, from crashing parties to showing up at our kickball game (for real!).