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Rough Love: You bring out the best of me

My boyfriend had been pursuing me all night trying to get me to have sex. I wasn’t terribly in the mood but I finally gave in and we proceeded to head into the bedroom. Just as we started going at it he lets out this huge, rank fart and starts laughing hysterically. I said “How can you expect me to f**k you when you just farted like that?” He replied with, “What can I say babe? You bring out the best of me” – complete a huge ass grin on his face.
- Anonymous

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Rough Love: Lactose Intolerance Has Nothing to Do With Eggs, Sweetie [Click for full post]
I’m lactose intolerant. After eating some raw cookie dough, I said to my girlfriend, “I think that’s bad for you” and take a piece for myself. She replies, “it’s especially bad for you.” “why?” I ask. “Because it has eggs,” she says, “I thought that had something to do with dairy…Please don’t post this.” Too late.- Anonymous
My wife does NOT enjoy being tickled which makes it all the funner for me to tickle her. The problem is that she’s a dirty fighter. Her immediate reaction to being tickled?…Attack my balls in any way possible. Kicking, punching, attempted crushing. Its all fair game to her.- Anonymous
After having sex, my fiance and I always high-five.- Anonymous
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Rough Love: Lactose Intolerance Has Nothing to Do With Eggs, Sweetie [Click for full post]

I’m lactose intolerant. After eating some raw cookie dough, I said to my girlfriend, “I think that’s bad for you” and take a piece for myself. She replies, “it’s especially bad for you.” “why?” I ask. “Because it has eggs,” she says, “I thought that had something to do with dairy…Please don’t post this.” Too late.
- Anonymous

My wife does NOT enjoy being tickled which makes it all the funner for me to tickle her. The problem is that she’s a dirty fighter. Her immediate reaction to being tickled?…Attack my balls in any way possible. Kicking, punching, attempted crushing. Its all fair game to her.
- Anonymous

After having sex, my fiance and I always high-five.
- Anonymous

The last one wasn’t really rough, but I guess that depends on how hard they high-fived. If you high-five rougher then submit your stories to us here on Tumblr. You know you want to.

Work Sucks: Holiday AND Compensation

I worked at a store for a few months, nothing out of the blue. As time went on tasks became more and more weirder. It used to ‘Get stock’….’Thanks’ then it was ‘could you count the trolleys please? cheers’ then I had to check a fuse, guess how that went. Soon time went on and I noticed they pay wasn’t matching the agreed contract. 4.98 was meant to be my pay but I got 3.69. So I complained and they said it went well according to them, but I knew something was up. So I left and started bugging the company. Turned out it was the company’s fault, wrong contract. So now im stuck with NOT getting the pay that I thought id be getting but now they owe me holiday pay AND compensation. Now they know how it feels to get fucked over. – Connor H

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I Married Her For Her Port-a-Potty Farts [Click for full post]
My wife has farts that make a state fair porta-potty smell good. This has become a nightly occurrence - Anonymous
So I was over my boyfriend’s house last night, and we started messing around a little. I got on top of him and started riding him, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing. I asked what he was laughing at and all he could get out was “Reach for the stars!” After about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter, he finally explained that somehow his mind had connected the cowgirl position with Woody from Toy Story, and “reaching for the stars” was him ejaculating. What have I gotten myself into?- naturegir
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I Married Her For Her Port-a-Potty Farts [Click for full post]

My wife has farts that make a state fair porta-potty smell good. This has become a nightly occurrence - Anonymous

So I was over my boyfriend’s house last night, and we started messing around a little. I got on top of him and started riding him, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing. I asked what he was laughing at and all he could get out was “Reach for the stars!” After about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter, he finally explained that somehow his mind had connected the cowgirl position with Woody from Toy Story, and “reaching for the stars” was him ejaculating. What have I gotten myself into?naturegir

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Rough Love: Nothing Sexier Than Popping Zits [Click for full column]
Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.
I love to pop my boyfriend’s body zits to the point that if he pops one himself I get upset…I should also mention that we both love to watch zits and cysts being popped on Youtube.- Anonymous
My boyfriend took his laundry down to the basement while I stayed in his room. He came back in, crawling slowly, with his collaspable hamper folded onto his back, going “I am a turtle”.- Anonymous
My ex-girlfriend asked permission if she could go out with some other guy. She said that she had promised this guy a date way before we were together. That’s not the worst part …. I gave her permission!- Anonymous
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Rough Love: Nothing Sexier Than Popping Zits [Click for full column]

Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.

I love to pop my boyfriend’s body zits to the point that if he pops one himself I get upset…I should also mention that we both love to watch zits and cysts being popped on Youtube.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend took his laundry down to the basement while I stayed in his room. He came back in, crawling slowly, with his collaspable hamper folded onto his back, going “I am a turtle”.
- Anonymous

My ex-girlfriend asked permission if she could go out with some other guy. She said that she had promised this guy a date way before we were together. That’s not the worst part …. I gave her permission!
- Anonymous

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Rough Love - eBay

Ironic how my ex girlfriend was the one who taught me how to sell things on eBay considering everything she bought me is now up for auction.

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My boyfriend told me that he was an Eagle Scout. I found that kind of funny until he demonstrated his knot-tying skills one night…Let’s just say I’m a little more appreciative of what the Boy Scouts of America have taught him.

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Rough Love: Yay, Boobs!
You see, I’m quite the nerd. When I first started dating my girlfriend, we went at it in my storage room. I then proceeded to have sex with her on top of my vintage Star Wars action figure collection. At that moment I felt like I shattered nerd stereotypes. But I also found out the packaging on the top layer of figures are now in less than mint condition :(
- Anonymous
Me and my boyfriend were hanging out when things started getting hot and heavy. When I took my top off, he looked at me and exclaimed “Yay! Boobs!”… He’s 25…. I’m pretty sure his mind stopped at 14…. It’s justified with his love of comic books!- Anonymous
Ironic how my ex girlfriend was the one who taught me how to sell things on eBay considering everything she bought me is now up for auction.- Anonymous
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Rough Love: Yay, Boobs!

You see, I’m quite the nerd. When I first started dating my girlfriend, we went at it in my storage room. I then proceeded to have sex with her on top of my vintage Star Wars action figure collection. At that moment I felt like I shattered nerd stereotypes. But I also found out the packaging on the top layer of figures are now in less than mint condition :(

- Anonymous

Me and my boyfriend were hanging out when things started getting hot and heavy. When I took my top off, he looked at me and exclaimed “Yay! Boobs!”… He’s 25…. I’m pretty sure his mind stopped at 14…. It’s justified with his love of comic books!
- Anonymous

Ironic how my ex girlfriend was the one who taught me how to sell things on eBay considering everything she bought me is now up for auction.
- Anonymous

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Rough Love: Fire Alarms and Fat Bastard
Just after my girlfriend and I had some really hot sex, the fire alarm in her apartment building began screeching. That night we learned how fast the two of us could get dressed. Well…mostly dressed. I’m sure nobody noticed right? - Anonymous
I was having sex with this guy on his bedroom floor and got my period and it stained the carpet. I was too embarrassed to own up to it, so I convinced him that there must be something wrong with him because he came blood. He then spent the rest of the month freaking out because he thought his dick was broken. Little did he know, it was just my lady business. Sorry, not sorry. - averageandboring
Girls, an (useful) advice from a girl who’s boyfriend is a nerd: Give him a blowjob when he’s gaming! Seriously, the look on his face is priceless and he’ll be thankful. I promise! ;) - Riiwii
My girlfriend and I were about about to have sex when she said “Get in my belly”, I asked what said not quite believing what I had heard and she repeated “Get in my belly”. Needless to say it’s hard to be turned on when your girlfriend is impersonating Fat Bastard. - Anonymous
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Rough Love: Fire Alarms and Fat Bastard

Just after my girlfriend and I had some really hot sex, the fire alarm in her apartment building began screeching. That night we learned how fast the two of us could get dressed. Well…mostly dressed. I’m sure nobody noticed right? - Anonymous

I was having sex with this guy on his bedroom floor and got my period and it stained the carpet. I was too embarrassed to own up to it, so I convinced him that there must be something wrong with him because he came blood. He then spent the rest of the month freaking out because he thought his dick was broken. Little did he know, it was just my lady business. Sorry, not sorry. averageandboring

Girls, an (useful) advice from a girl who’s boyfriend is a nerd: Give him a blowjob when he’s gaming! Seriously, the look on his face is priceless and he’ll be thankful. I promise! ;) Riiwii

My girlfriend and I were about about to have sex when she said “Get in my belly”, I asked what said not quite believing what I had heard and she repeated “Get in my belly”. Needless to say it’s hard to be turned on when your girlfriend is impersonating Fat Bastard. - Anonymous

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Rough Love: Does it still count as sex if the guy can’t get it up? [Click for more]
One out of three guys I’ve slept with couldn’t get it up. I wonder if it still counts as sleeping with them and whether I’m considered a slut, or maybe I’m just too hot and they were extremely nervous…. - Anonymous
Before me and my ex ever slept together (actual sleeping in a bed) she would spend forever in the bathroom. When I asked her one time why this was she left the room and came back with a note that said “I have bad gas at night”…She did! - Anonymous
One night I was over at my boyfriend’s house (now my ex). We were making out and it was getting pretty intense. At almost the exact moment our hands got into each other’s pants his dad opened the bedroom door we forgot to lock and said, “You guys coming down for dinner? Or have you already eaten?” - Anonymous
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Rough Love: Does it still count as sex if the guy can’t get it up? [Click for more]

One out of three guys I’ve slept with couldn’t get it up. I wonder if it still counts as sleeping with them and whether I’m considered a slut, or maybe I’m just too hot and they were extremely nervous…. - Anonymous

Before me and my ex ever slept together (actual sleeping in a bed) she would spend forever in the bathroom. When I asked her one time why this was she left the room and came back with a note that said “I have bad gas at night”…She did! - Anonymous

One night I was over at my boyfriend’s house (now my ex). We were making out and it was getting pretty intense. At almost the exact moment our hands got into each other’s pants his dad opened the bedroom door we forgot to lock and said, “You guys coming down for dinner? Or have you already eaten?” - Anonymous

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Rough Love: Slow Dancing, Roosters, and Pokeballs [Click for more]
Rough Love is back by popular demand! It’s the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.

My dad is cheating on my stepmother with my mother. Both think he’s going to leave one for the other. I want to hit him. - Rose
This girl I’m seeing now is a huge nerd just like me. She took a plain white bra and drew on the cups to make them look like Pokeballs. Knowing she had this on one day I said, “I see you have two hidden items under your shirt.” We both couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes. - Anonymous
I was once at a dance with a boyfriend of mine. We were slow dancing and he was singing the song to me. Not only did his voice sound like a distressed cat, but he proceeded to ask me, in the middle of the song, if i could “feel his excitement”. I didn’t know slow dancing could make a guy horny. - Anonymous

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Rough Love: Slow Dancing, Roosters, and Pokeballs [Click for more]

Rough Love is back by popular demand! It’s the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.

My dad is cheating on my stepmother with my mother. Both think he’s going to leave one for the other. I want to hit him. - Rose

This girl I’m seeing now is a huge nerd just like me. She took a plain white bra and drew on the cups to make them look like Pokeballs. Knowing she had this on one day I said, “I see you have two hidden items under your shirt.” We both couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes. - Anonymous

I was once at a dance with a boyfriend of mine. We were slow dancing and he was singing the song to me. Not only did his voice sound like a distressed cat, but he proceeded to ask me, in the middle of the song, if i could “feel his excitement”. I didn’t know slow dancing could make a guy horny. - Anonymous

If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, submit your story here or just send it to our Tumblr inbox and we’ll read it right there!

Rough Love: We’re Back! - Welcome back to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, you can submit your story at the bottom of the article.

My ex-boyfriend decided to call me after months of us not talking to one another. He told me how much he missed me and how we should get back together. After about 20 minutes of this he tells me he got some girl pregnant. “But we could make it work.” Asshole.-Anonymous
My boyfriend dared me to hack his email account, so I tried to retreive his password using his secret question. Which he forgot was “what bitch won’t put out?” and is mad at me for guessing right… My own name.-Anonymous
I once accidentally burped in my gf’s mouth while making out.-Anonymous 

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Rough Love: We’re Back! - Welcome back to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, you can submit your story at the bottom of the article.

My ex-boyfriend decided to call me after months of us not talking to one another. He told me how much he missed me and how we should get back together. After about 20 minutes of this he tells me he got some girl pregnant. “But we could make it work.” Asshole.
-Anonymous

My boyfriend dared me to hack his email account, so I tried to retreive his password using his secret question. Which he forgot was “what bitch won’t put out?” and is mad at me for guessing right… My own name.
-Anonymous

I once accidentally burped in my gf’s mouth while making out.
-Anonymous 

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My girlfriend and I were in bed about to fall asleep, but she complained that she wanted to be little spoon. So, being the nice guy I am, I agreed and turned to be big spoon and what does she do? Farts on me and laughs.

Rough Love - Seems legit?
Condoms in the Valentine’s section at CVS. They get it.

Rough Love - Seems legit?

Condoms in the Valentine’s section at CVS. They get it.

The other day my boyfriend cuddled up around me saying “My Precious” you like Gollum. Is it weird that I was strangely flattered and also thought it kind of hot.

Rough Love - Precious

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