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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward


You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

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25 Things You Say During Sex, And What You Really Mean

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Do It For Freddy’s Kid (Quietly)
He’s going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.

Do It For Freddy’s Kid (Quietly)

He’s going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.

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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. He Has Pet Reptiles or Arachnids - 
The only exception to this rule is if he has an iguana. Those things are badass and are a true staple of the “green” community. Anything else, though, like snakes and spiders, is just kinda creepy. The last thing I want to do is be worried about spiders and snakes in my bed every time one of my leg hairs twitches. I suggest you let your repti-phile roommate stick around just long enough so that you get to watch him feed a mouse to his pet snake and then give him his walking papers.
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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. He Has Pet Reptiles or Arachnids - 

The only exception to this rule is if he has an iguana. Those things are badass and are a true staple of the “green” community. Anything else, though, like snakes and spiders, is just kinda creepy. The last thing I want to do is be worried about spiders and snakes in my bed every time one of my leg hairs twitches. I suggest you let your repti-phile roommate stick around just long enough so that you get to watch him feed a mouse to his pet snake and then give him his walking papers.

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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. TUNA - Tuna is great, right? It’s low-calorie, high-protein, and Jessica Simpson calls it chicken. What’s not to like? 
Clearly you’re fucking insane. It smells worse than gym socks, under-the-cover farts, and Play-it-Again-Sports. If you’ve got a roommate that nukes this stuff your place is going to become a permanent hell hole that no one will want to step into. Good luck getting laid until you move out.
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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. TUNA - Tuna is great, right? It’s low-calorie, high-protein, and Jessica Simpson calls it chicken. What’s not to like? 

Clearly you’re fucking insane. It smells worse than gym socks, under-the-cover farts, and Play-it-Again-Sports. If you’ve got a roommate that nukes this stuff your place is going to become a permanent hell hole that no one will want to step into. Good luck getting laid until you move out.

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Entire Room Covered in Gift Wrap
Aunt Diane was afraid you weren’t taking her “every day is a gift” throw pillow seriously enough.

Entire Room Covered in Gift Wrap

Aunt Diane was afraid you weren’t taking her “every day is a gift” throw pillow seriously enough.

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Picnicface: Megalord

Can you save the world? And can he crash on your couch?

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It’s 3:30 am. I’m still awake because I’m trying to finish a French paper. My roommate and her boyfriend are still awake because they are playing Pokemon.

Roommate Confessions: December 12, 2011

My roommate Is a sloppy pig. All she does is make messes and sits in it. I do all the cleaning dishes and buy all the food. One day i got fed up with it, so when I bought a pizza, I took my slices then I scratched my head till a crap load of my dandruff was all over the rest of the pie. Hope you like the extra topping!

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Roommate Confessions: December 12, 2011

My friends in highschool thought itd be real funny to put a frozen road-killed skunk under my porch on Halloween night because I didnt feel like going out with them. My house was rank for about two months considering it took about three weeks to locate the source. One of their mom’s accidentally turned them in when asking why her van smelled like skunk. Paybacks a bitch. Hope you enjoyed the pack of fish I hid under your firebird seat while you were in class all day and it was 95 degrees outside.

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So, prior to the one of the football games, they were passing out cologne samples, and, for some reason, I wound up with 12 or 13 of them. My buddies and I decided to concentrate all of these samples into a water bottle, dubbed the Bro-Bomb. After months of not knowing what to do with it, we finally dumped it into an annoying roommate’s air vent, and it has smelled bro-tastic ever since!

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Thanksgiving Break: Then and Now [click for more]

Thanksgiving Break: Then and Now [click for more]

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Roommate Confessions: November 21, 2011

My dad told me that when he went to college, there was a girl who was a real jerk and a snob to all of the people in the dorm. So when she went off for Christmas vacation, my dad and his friends caught a wild duck, and snuck into her room through the window. They left the duck there along with 2 loaves of bread (so the duck wouldn’t starve). When she came back, her room was covered in duck poo.

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