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Hilariously Accurate Romantic Comedy Trailer (NSFW)

Sometimes you just can’t predict when true love is going to come.

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How To F*ck All Romantic [Click for full article]
What up, lovemeisters! Lovemaster D here (formerly Sexxmasta XXxX) to answer all your hot, throbbing questions about the ladies R. E. Colon HOW TO GET THEM.
Now a lot of you always ask me, “Yo, Sexxmasta, I really wanna fuck some classy bitches, but these bitches won’t let me fuck em – what’s these bitches fuckin’ problems?” BZZZT!WRONG! There’s your first problem right there – you think the problem’s with the bitches, when the problem is really with the biggest bitch of all — YOU. And it’s a problem with only one solution: You gotta learn how to FUCK ROMANTIC.
Today, I’m gonna teach you how to fuck all romantic, so can go out and do that and be like “Thanks Sexmasta!” and I’ll be like “You can thank me after you stop fuckin plus there’s two X’s in Sexxmasta but thanks man up top!” Continue

How To F*ck All Romantic [Click for full article]

What up, lovemeisters! Lovemaster D here (formerly Sexxmasta XXxX) to answer all your hot, throbbing questions about the ladies R. E. Colon HOW TO GET THEM.

Now a lot of you always ask me, “Yo, Sexxmasta, I really wanna fuck some classy bitches, but these bitches won’t let me fuck em – what’s these bitches fuckin’ problems?” BZZZT!WRONG! There’s your first problem right there – you think the problem’s with the bitches, when the problem is really with the biggest bitch of all — YOU. And it’s a problem with only one solution: You gotta learn how to FUCK ROMANTIC.

Today, I’m gonna teach you how to fuck all romantic, so can go out and do that and be like “Thanks Sexmasta!” and I’ll be like “You can thank me after you stop fuckin plus there’s two X’s in Sexxmasta but thanks man up top!” Continue

Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“But, but I’m your step sister,” Juanita whispered.
“Oh, yeah, totally.” I said as my face went flush.
“Is this something you’ve been thinking about?”
Juanita pulled me closer. I felt her heaving breasts press against my chest while our things touched and stuff.
“What would people say?” she purred as she brushed the crumbs from my shirt.
They’d probably disapprove, I thought. Somehow, dinner would become even more uncomfortable. I don’t really tell my dad anything, so if he found out I wanted to boink his wife’s daughter, he’d probably want to have a “conversation” with me. I hate those things. Plus, like, it’s only a conversation if you let the other person get a word in. Not knowing how to respond, I wiggled free from her lustful lock and explained that I was joking around and that she’s weird.
She fled the front porch in tears.
I made my way up to the bathroom no one uses and popped open a bottle of “no cry” shampoo. [Keep Reading]

Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]

“But, but I’m your step sister,” Juanita whispered.

“Oh, yeah, totally.” I said as my face went flush.

“Is this something you’ve been thinking about?”

Juanita pulled me closer. I felt her heaving breasts press against my chest while our things touched and stuff.

“What would people say?” she purred as she brushed the crumbs from my shirt.

They’d probably disapprove, I thought. Somehow, dinner would become even more uncomfortable. I don’t really tell my dad anything, so if he found out I wanted to boink his wife’s daughter, he’d probably want to have a “conversation” with me. I hate those things. Plus, like, it’s only a conversation if you let the other person get a word in. Not knowing how to respond, I wiggled free from her lustful lock and explained that I was joking around and that she’s weird.

She fled the front porch in tears.

I made my way up to the bathroom no one uses and popped open a bottle of “no cry” shampoo. [Keep Reading]

The 5 Types of Romantic Comedy Movie Posters [Click to view all]
Nobody likes being left out.

The 5 Types of Romantic Comedy Movie Posters [Click to view all]

Nobody likes being left out.

Dog Ruins Romantic Picture
Sometimes love is about standing there while your pet defecates.

Dog Ruins Romantic Picture

Sometimes love is about standing there while your pet defecates.

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Romantic Wedding Photobomb
"Zoomed out, this looks like a nice, romantic moment between newlyweds. Zoom in a little closer, and you’ll see a subtle but well-played photobomb by some bro. The funny part: the bride and groom paid someone to take this picture."

Romantic Wedding Photobomb

"Zoomed out, this looks like a nice, romantic moment between newlyweds. Zoom in a little closer, and you’ll see a subtle but well-played photobomb by some bro. The funny part: the bride and groom paid someone to take this picture."

Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey

I didn’t so much lose my erection as it crawled up inside my body out of fear.


Guy Uses Dolphin to Propose


"She said no, and then she kissed my best friend." - the dolphin.

"She said no, and then she kissed my best friend." - the dolphin.

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5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]


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CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes
Let’s all agree that Kevin’s girlfriend is a lucky lady.

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes

Let’s all agree that Kevin’s girlfriend is a lucky lady.

 

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day
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5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

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5 Valentine’s Day Cards Inspired by the Jersey Shore

5 Valentine’s Day Cards Inspired by the Jersey Shore

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TV Valentine’s Day Cards

TV Valentine’s Day Cards

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uPick - Rough Love
(Don’t forget, you can submit your own funny text screenshots)

uPick - Rough Love

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