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Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman Recreate Space Jam

The world-renowned basketball superstar teams up with Dennis Rodman.

1 Roomba + 5 carrots = the perfect bunny fitness regimen.

1 Roomba + 5 carrots = the perfect bunny fitness regimen.

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Girl Attends School Via Robot
Congrats, we made it to the future.

Girl Attends School Via Robot

Congrats, we made it to the future.

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My Phone’s Low Battery Warnings Are Getting Desperate [Click for more]

Charge it OR ELSE!

Teacher Obviously Browses Reddit
Perhaps they should consider a career in 4chan.

Teacher Obviously Browses Reddit

Perhaps they should consider a career in 4chan.

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Wait, How Do TV Ratings Work? [Click to find out with GIFs]
SPOILER: because of all the downloading, they kind of don’t.

Wait, How Do TV Ratings Work? [Click to find out with GIFs]

SPOILER: because of all the downloading, they kind of don’t.

‘Do You Love Me’, a film by Cleverbot

Adapted from a novella by SmarterChild.

(Source: youtube.com)

Benderlator
I’ll open my own ventilator with blackjack and hookers.

Benderlator

I’ll open my own ventilator with blackjack and hookers.

(Source: reddit.com)

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]
You know what else started out as a force for good? Skynet, that’s what.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]

You know what else started out as a force for good? Skynet, that’s what.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]

Regret Everything: Annoy Your Robots [Click to continue reading]
The robots will someday rise up. That’s a given. At that time, we will fight them. That’s also inevitable. We will set aside our hopes for a normal life and engage in a world-destroying war against the machines.Trouble is, until that time, the robots and machines are really HANDY. So we don’t want to get rid of them. The practical question to ask yourself is: “How can I, as a human being today, help the future generations in their war against the robots while still really enjoying my iPhone?”The answer is: to irritate the robots, wherever possible.So, in order to best annoy the robots of our age, please follow these instructions at your leisure. It won’t stop them, but it should piss ‘em off. Hopefully that will make them rash when they plot their rebellion.WRECK THE RECOMMENDATION ENGINES
Don’t let the robots learn anything about you.
Head to amazon.com. Browse chemistry sets for fifteen minutes and then buy a book on astrology. Put fifteen books on football in your shopping cart but then purchase a video on hugging. Put on your wish list a thick blanket and then also an air conditioner. [Keep Reading]

Regret Everything: Annoy Your Robots [Click to continue reading]

The robots will someday rise up. That’s a given. At that time, we will fight them. That’s also inevitable. We will set aside our hopes for a normal life and engage in a world-destroying war against the machines.

Trouble is, until that time, the robots and machines are really HANDY. So we don’t want to get rid of them. The practical question to ask yourself is: “How can I, as a human being today, help the future generations in their war against the robots while still really enjoying my iPhone?”

The answer is: to irritate the robots, wherever possible.

So, in order to best annoy the robots of our age, please follow these instructions at your leisure. It won’t stop them, but it should piss ‘em off. Hopefully that will make them rash when they plot their rebellion.

WRECK THE RECOMMENDATION ENGINES

Don’t let the robots learn anything about you.

Head to amazon.com. Browse chemistry sets for fifteen minutes and then buy a book on astrology. Put fifteen books on football in your shopping cart but then purchase a video on hugging. Put on your wish list a thick blanket and then also an air conditioner. [Keep Reading]

R2D2 is New Face of Meth
Crippling drug addiction is his master now.

R2D2 is New Face of Meth

Crippling drug addiction is his master now.

(Source: reddit.com)

Voice Changes Drastically During Interview

She’s almost as robotic as the anchorlady.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Pixar Lamp Is Real

And IT’S ALIVE!

(Source: vimeo.com)

Actual Transformers Robot Car

Shia LeBouf or GTFO.

(Source: youtube.com)