“I worked at a gaming store a few years ago. One day I’m standing behind the counter, when this one really nerdy kid walks in (He looks to be 15-16.). Hes wearing a jacket, it was odd because it was hot outside. All of the sudden he runs up to the counter, and takes out a medium sized kitchen knife. He threatens to stab me if I don’t give him a copy of this new JRPG, and all the free 30 days of WoW cards that the store has. As I act like I’m reaching under the counter, I take out a handful of game cases and start to throw them at him. I eventually knock the knife out of his hand with a well thrown case. And he runs out of the store. I call the police and give them a description of him thereafter. Police find him 15 minutes later, riding his bike home. He tried to rob the store because his Parents wouldn’t pay for his WOW subscription.”
How did I not know this remedy until today?
Some people just weren’t meant to be criminals. Well, cool criminals they make movies about.
“Ok, so one of my best friends was working at the local supermarket and I went there to get some things for another friends surprise party. I went to my friend’s register and was talking to her about the party plans when this sketchy guy comes up to us and gives my friend a letter. He had terrible handwriting and we thought it said “I have a son,” so my friend told him to wait until we were finished. It turns out the letter really said “I have a GUN,” but we only figured it out after he got frustrated and left and the cops caught him holding up a convenience store half an hour later.”
I don’t need to enter my apartment. I’ve got this coat to keep me warm.
(Source: College Humor)
You can’t rob drunk people at gun point. They don’t fear death.