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Screencap: Kentuky

Screencap: Kentuky

Mom Hates Dubstep

It’s okay because her mother had the same reaction to The Osmonds. 

One Thanksgiving I decided to drive to Canada just to have something to do over the holiday since I couldn’t visit my family. I left Las Vegas, NV right after class that day and drove for 19hours straight. I get to the border not having slept for 24hrs. They asked where I was coming from and I told them, then they asked why I was visiting Canada and I said like a smart ass “Adventure.” I was pulled out of the line for a drug inspection and a urine test. They told me I looked like a tweaker smuggling drug across the border.