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GTA 5 Review: So Realistic It’s Boring

An exclusive look at the year’s most anticipated housework simulator.

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COLLEGEHUMOR EXCLUSIVE: Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times’ Restaurant Reviewer

Guy Fieri doesn’t get mad, he gets even… redder. He’s red.

Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant
On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.






Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant

On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.

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Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant

On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.

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Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! 

But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! 

Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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I was once denied a raise on a yearly review because I need to “smile more” at work.

jestcomedy:

Reviewer Fucks An iPhone

That new Lightning port changes EVERYTHING.

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miketrapp:

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If Websites Reviewed Sex [CLICK FOR ALL TEN]

This is a good article.

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jestcomedy:

If Websites Reviewed Sex [CLICK FOR ALL TEN]

This is a good article.

Five Guys Burgers and Fries Review Songified

We posted this yesterday but we’re posting it again because it’s so very important to your internet life that you watch this. 

DAY-UM.

Donut Review Gives Too Much Information
I really love this place. I have been going since it opened. I had the hugest crush on the daughter of the owner and I would come in when I was in JR High and try and talk to her, but the skate store next door opened up and all the skaters got to her and one of them got her pregnant.

Donut Review Gives Too Much Information

I really love this place. I have been going since it opened. I had the hugest crush on the daughter of the owner and I would come in when I was in JR High and try and talk to her, but the skate store next door opened up and all the skaters got to her and one of them got her pregnant.

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review
That does sound intriguing… even if the guy is right. 

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review

That does sound intriguing… even if the guy is right. 

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GREAT SWISS ARMY KNIFE REVIEW

GREAT SWISS ARMY KNIFE REVIEW


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Sexual History CarFax [click for more]
Oh the creatures you could have avoided with this…


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Oh the creatures you could have avoided with this…

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Guest Complaints from the Bethlehem Inn [click to read more]
"They put their newborn baby in a hay trough. I think they plan to feed it to the animals." 

Guest Complaints from the Bethlehem Inn [click to read more]

"They put their newborn baby in a hay trough. I think they plan to feed it to the animals." 

joshruben:

streeter:

Do yourself a favor and go see Amir in HK3D TONIGHT! We saw it in Austin and it was great. Amir is great in it, of course, but the crazy thing is all the other actors are great as well! The movie was directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson, who directed this CH Classic, so if you liked that, you’ll love HK3D. And if you didn’t like that you can just go see Puss in Boots like a FUCKING LOSER. 

I can’t wait to see this. It’s getting killer reviews (including by NY Times!). Congrats to Amir and Todd and everyone in between. That means YOU, Danny Trejo!

Things Overheard while watching “Real Steel” - (Click to watch) *spoilers*
"I feel like Hugh Jackman would have an easier time winning if he weren’t always casually talking to his son during the match."

Things Overheard while watching “Real Steel” - (Click to watch) *spoilers*

"I feel like Hugh Jackman would have an easier time winning if he weren’t always casually talking to his son during the match."

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