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BearShark: Ghost

Bear and Shark get paranormal indigestion. Nothing Pepto-Bismol can’t handle.

Don’t Throw Snowballs at Firefighters

Fight fire with water.

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The Ultimate Road Rage Revenge

Don’t miss your window of opportunity.

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Car Revenge is a Dish Best Served Bitter 
Not to mention it was also the sabbath.

Car Revenge is a Dish Best Served Bitter

Not to mention it was also the sabbath.

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Man Gets Icy Hot Revenge on Wife 
Who uses a vibrator at 6:12 PM?

Man Gets Icy Hot Revenge on Wife

Who uses a vibrator at 6:12 PM?

(Source: reddit.com)

I’m interning in Hawaii for the summer, and I rented a room in a house that already had 5 people living in it, all between 19 and 40. I bought a bottle of vodka and kept it in the freezer - vodka is always good to have around in case you want a drink - only to find out one morning that someone drank the entire thing, leaving literally half a shot in it (maybe thinking that I won’t notice that the entire thing is gone). No one confessed, so I bought the cheapest vodka I could find, and filled the old bottle (of Smirnoff, nothing too classy), along with a handful of crushed, strong laxatives. Sure enough, a couple of days later I heard moaning coming from the bathroom, and upon checking, I found out that the bottle is half empty (or half full, at that point). I took a post-it, wrote “Don’t touch my vodka again, asshole”, and put it on the wall across from the bathroom. Revenge!


Spider Revenge


He shouldn’t have texted it to come over if he was this tired.

He shouldn’t have texted it to come over if he was this tired.

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Starbucks CEO Revenge

Did you guys hear that Starbucks is reversing it’s bathroom policy?

(Source: jest.com)

Roommate Confessions: December 12, 2011

My roommate Is a sloppy pig. All she does is make messes and sits in it. I do all the cleaning dishes and buy all the food. One day i got fed up with it, so when I bought a pizza, I took my slices then I scratched my head till a crap load of my dandruff was all over the rest of the pie. Hope you like the extra topping!

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Roommate Confessions: December 12, 2011

My friends in highschool thought itd be real funny to put a frozen road-killed skunk under my porch on Halloween night because I didnt feel like going out with them. My house was rank for about two months considering it took about three weeks to locate the source. One of their mom’s accidentally turned them in when asking why her van smelled like skunk. Paybacks a bitch. Hope you enjoyed the pack of fish I hid under your firebird seat while you were in class all day and it was 95 degrees outside.

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