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Jake and Amir: Dinner Joke [Click to watch]

Also, usually Amir eats alone.

The Troll: Subway, Tips, and Punxsutawney Phil [Click for more]

The Troll: Subway, Tips, and Punxsutawney Phil [Click for more]

Jake and Amir: Dinner Joke [Click to watch]

Geez, haven’t they ever heard of @USARice?

Garlic Allergy is Serious
Whatever, serious is a subjective term.

Garlic Allergy is Serious

Whatever, serious is a subjective term.

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Bennigan’s Wake [Click for full menu]
The struggling chain restaurant Bennigan’s is rebranding itself in honor of James Joyce’s whimsical stream-of-consciousness literary masterpiece Finnegans Wake. You know what? I think it’s gonna work. [Keep Reading]

Bennigan’s Wake [Click for full menu]

The struggling chain restaurant Bennigan’s is rebranding itself in honor of James Joyce’s whimsical stream-of-consciousness literary masterpiece Finnegans Wake. You know what? I think it’s gonna work. [Keep Reading]

Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]
First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.

Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]

First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.

Canadian McDonald’s
I’m lovin’ oot.

Canadian McDonald’s

I’m lovin’ oot.

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Beauty Queen Serves Angry Woman Pancakes 
Listen, sweetheart, if I wanted to eat somewhere nice, I would have gone to Applebees. Now give me my goddamn pancakes. 

Beauty Queen Serves Angry Woman Pancakes

Listen, sweetheart, if I wanted to eat somewhere nice, I would have gone to Applebees. Now give me my goddamn pancakes. 

(Source: reddit.com)

"Baked on a Buttery, Flakey Crust"

Bet you thought it was easy until you saw her try it.

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Miso Honi 
Get the Meeluv Yulong Tym special.

Miso Honi

Get the Meeluv Yulong Tym special.

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Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters
Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

Kid is Miserable Despite Hooters

Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.

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Thank You Letter to Jewish People 
L’chaim lo mein.

Thank You Letter to Jewish People

L’chaim lo mein.

I got a very distressed text from my mother that she was “somewhere she didn’t want to be and didn’t know how to get out.” She had tried to check herself into the restaurant she and my dad were eating at using the location setting on her Facebook status, but had instead checked herself into the Hindu temple across the street by mistake.

Today’s Special is Depressing
Also, your whole life has been a lie.

Today’s Special is Depressing

Also, your whole life has been a lie.

(Source: reddit.com)

Cafe Sign Takes Inspiration from Samwell
I said what what in de burrt.

Cafe Sign Takes Inspiration from Samwell

I said what what in de burrt.

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