Bennigan’s Wake [Click for full menu]
The struggling chain restaurant Bennigan’s is rebranding itself in honor of James Joyce’s whimsical stream-of-consciousness literary masterpiece Finnegans Wake. You know what? I think it’s gonna work. [Keep Reading]
Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]
First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.
Listen, sweetheart, if I wanted to eat somewhere nice, I would have gone to Applebees. Now give me my goddamn pancakes.
Bet you thought it was easy until you saw her try it.
Of course he’s sad. His dad says it’s time to leave.
L’chaim lo mein.
“I got a very distressed text from my mother that she was “somewhere she didn’t want to be and didn’t know how to get out.” She had tried to check herself into the restaurant she and my dad were eating at using the location setting on her Facebook status, but had instead checked herself into the Hindu temple across the street by mistake.”
“I work as a manager at a well known Italian restaurant. A woman complained about her steak and demanded a free meal. I asked what the problem was and she said the steak was too bloody and under-cooked. I asked how she wanted it and she said ‘rare’. I told her that’s what a rare steak was and she promptly told me she had only heard people in restaurants order steaks ‘rare’ and thought it meant that the steaks were “hard to find”.”
The service is great, but your order is always wrong.