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18-Year-Old Waitress with 20 Years Experience Needed
I’ve been waitressing since before I was born.

18-Year-Old Waitress with 20 Years Experience Needed

I’ve been waitressing since before I was born.

(Source: College Humor)

Server: That White Girl
Other servers: This White Girl, The Other White Girl.

Server: That White Girl

Other servers: This White Girl, The Other White Girl.

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Bully Pelicans Pick on Woman at Restaurant

If they don’t stop soon she’s going to regret inviting them.  

Dinosaur Office: “Guys’ Night Out”

The dinos go out to eat or be eaten  

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(Source: College Humor)

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review
That does sound intriguing… even if the guy is right. 

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review

That does sound intriguing… even if the guy is right. 

(Source: College Humor)

Giant Straw Prank

"It’s so big." "Yeah, that’s what my Coca Cola said." - 

F Pancakes
Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let’s not say anything we’ll regret later.

F Pancakes

Whoa, easy, IHOP. Let’s not say anything we’ll regret later.

(Source: College Humor)

Instagram Blows Up Girl’s Spot
Guys, have you heard of this local burger place? It’s so good. It’s called “McDonald’s”

Instagram Blows Up Girl’s Spot

Guys, have you heard of this local burger place? It’s so good. It’s called “McDonald’s”

(Source: College Humor)


Guy Eats Pizza with Chopsticks

That’s crazy. He’s eating the crust first.

That’s crazy. He’s eating the crust first.

(Source: College Humor)


Hung Long Restaurant


I’m a big fan of Asian food, William Hung, and Howie Long—so eating here was sort of a no-brainer.

I’m a big fan of Asian food, William Hung, and Howie Long—so eating here was sort of a no-brainer.

(Source: College Humor)

Eat at Zhannah’s Unless You’re Invisible

You don’t have to be crazy to work here—oh wait, you do.

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Work Sucks, I Know: Issue #65

We do takeout orders at the restaurant I work at and the other night, a lady came in and picked up a meal around 11pm. The next day she called in to complain that her food didn’t taste good. The catch? She was “too drunk” to eat it when she picked it up and tried to eat it 4 hours later at 3am after leaving it sit out the entire time. My manager ended up giving her a refund just so she would stop calling the restaurant to complain about it.

Read more of this week’s best (worst) work stories

(Source: College Humor)

Restaurant Introduces a Wasting Food Charge
"No, sir, you cannot bring your dog to feed under the table."

Restaurant Introduces a Wasting Food Charge

"No, sir, you cannot bring your dog to feed under the table."

(Source: College Humor)

Restaurant Origins: Chuck E Cheese - CollegeHumor Classic
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Restaurant Origins: Chuck E Cheese - CollegeHumor Classic

Click to see what other posters we dug up

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