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Two Men One Man Die-Most Confusing Korean Restaurant Name
This Korean restaurant has given up on understanding Korean restaurants.

Two Men One Man Die-Most Confusing Korean Restaurant Name

This Korean restaurant has given up on understanding Korean restaurants.

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"Excellent" Restaurant Opens Up Next to "OK" Restaurant
Excuse me, I’m looking for “Mediocre at Best” restaurant? No? OK, these’ll do.

"Excellent" Restaurant Opens Up Next to "OK" Restaurant

Excuse me, I’m looking for “Mediocre at Best” restaurant? No? OK, these’ll do.

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The Best Restaurant to Go to if You Don’t Care
What if you care about going here? THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

The Best Restaurant to Go to if You Don’t Care

What if you care about going here? THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

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Jor Jor the Dinosaur Will Be Serving You Today
Now is this customer or triassic period copy?

Jor Jor the Dinosaur Will Be Serving You Today

Now is this customer or triassic period copy?

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POV Bathroom

Your grossest daily act gets a lot grosser.

I work at a Korean restaurant and I had a customer complain to me about our inability to make Chinese food for fifteen minutes straight.

Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant
On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.






Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant

On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.

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Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant

On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.

Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant - Image 2



Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that! 

But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha! 

Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!

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Spick Tuna
Hey, sushi, could you tone down the slurs?

Spick Tuna

Hey, sushi, could you tone down the slurs?

Chik-Fil-A Rainbow
Rainbow pride streaming down from the heavens.

Chik-Fil-A Rainbow

Rainbow pride streaming down from the heavens.

14 Pictures of Knock-Off Products
It’s time for a new UniversityHumor Photo Collection. It’s just as good as a CollegeHumor Picture Gallery, but much cheaper. And this one has 16 examples of knock-off products, shamelessly imitating more successful predecessors.

14 Pictures of Knock-Off Products

It’s time for a new UniversityHumor Photo Collection. It’s just as good as a CollegeHumor Picture Gallery, but much cheaper. And this one has 16 examples of knock-off products, shamelessly imitating more successful predecessors.

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Extra Spicy Wrap a Little Hostile
So you’re saying it’s gonna be a little spicy? 

Extra Spicy Wrap a Little Hostile

So you’re saying it’s gonna be a little spicy? 

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