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10 Parts In The Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me [Click to read]
For instance, who’s feeding and caring for that tomb-full of live snakes?

10 Parts In The Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me [Click to read]

For instance, who’s feeding and caring for that tomb-full of live snakes?

Bro Rockin’ a Lizard Mohawk
Good to have that cold blooded insulation on your head for the winter.

Bro Rockin’ a Lizard Mohawk

Good to have that cold blooded insulation on your head for the winter.

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Lizards Are So Close to Finally Connecting
So close, yet so far (from being warm-blooded).

Lizards Are So Close to Finally Connecting

So close, yet so far (from being warm-blooded).

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10 Pictures of Babies Accomplishing Incredible Feats [Click to view full gallery]
Babies are kind of useless, aren’t they? They just eat, sleep, poop, and say “goo goo ga ga” all day, right? Wrong. Babies can do quite literally anything, as these ten pictures demonstrate.

10 Pictures of Babies Accomplishing Incredible Feats [Click to view full gallery]

Babies are kind of useless, aren’t they? They just eat, sleep, poop, and say “goo goo ga ga” all day, right? Wrong. Babies can do quite literally anything, as these ten pictures demonstrate.

Sassy Lizard
Ooooh girl I got my scales did!

Sassy Lizard

Ooooh girl I got my scales did!

(Source: reddit.com)

13 Funny Pictures of Elephants [Click to view entire gallery]
Elephant Swinging Lizard: Proof that elephants can be dicks.

13 Funny Pictures of Elephants [Click to view entire gallery]

Elephant Swinging Lizard: Proof that elephants can be dicks.

Reptiles Hugging in a Parking Lot
Dude…I thought you died in the war!!!

Reptiles Hugging in a Parking Lot

Dude…I thought you died in the war!!!

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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. He Has Pet Reptiles or Arachnids - 
The only exception to this rule is if he has an iguana. Those things are badass and are a true staple of the “green” community. Anything else, though, like snakes and spiders, is just kinda creepy. The last thing I want to do is be worried about spiders and snakes in my bed every time one of my leg hairs twitches. I suggest you let your repti-phile roommate stick around just long enough so that you get to watch him feed a mouse to his pet snake and then give him his walking papers.
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10 Roommate Red Flags

3. He Has Pet Reptiles or Arachnids - 

The only exception to this rule is if he has an iguana. Those things are badass and are a true staple of the “green” community. Anything else, though, like snakes and spiders, is just kinda creepy. The last thing I want to do is be worried about spiders and snakes in my bed every time one of my leg hairs twitches. I suggest you let your repti-phile roommate stick around just long enough so that you get to watch him feed a mouse to his pet snake and then give him his walking papers.

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