Agoraphobic Man-On-The-Street
When a dog bites a man, that’s not news. When a man is too scared of other people to report the news, that’s not news either.
(Source: jest.com)
Man Almost Falls on Chainsaw on the News
This just almost in.
Driver in Elmo Shirt Freaks out at Reporter
He’s just lucky the fashion police didn’t get involved.
Ridiculous News Story: School Thinks “You Mad Bro?” Sign is Racist
You wrong, bro. But bonus points for citing Urban Dictionary as a source.
(Source: College Humor)
