Morning News Weather Report Technical Difficulties
That’ll be a high of 3 degrees and a new low of this moment.
(Source: reddit.com)
Chicago News Covers “Plane Crash”
Nothing goes on in Chicago without this news team knowing about it.
(Source: youtube.com)
Missing Person Labeled Captain Sandwich
I have a hunch that it was Dr. Stromboli.
(Source: izifunny.com)
This is the Worst Birthday Ever
It’s cool guys, Dana was the name of the birthday cake.
(Source: youtube.com)
Halloween Weekend Police Report
To be fair Batman was saving a dog in a car. Unfortunately, the dog turned out to be Chewbacca.
Woman Reports Upside Down Turtle
An Italian plumber with a thick mustache was reported in the area around the same time.
The Apple Store is as Bad as Foxconn
Apple’s corporate success depends on the efforts of its overworked young laborers. Jest investigates their hiring practices by going deep into the place few customers ever go: the Apple Store.
(Source: College Humor)
Grad School Scam
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
“They…they called it a Masters in Fine Arts.”
(Source: College Humor)
“The elusive madman also finished the Mountain Dew and forgot to flush the toilet.”
(Source: College Humor)
American History as Explained by an 8-Year-Old
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(Source: College Humor)
