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Jesus Opened a Shoe Repair Shop
Does he work on Holey Shoes too?

Jesus Opened a Shoe Repair Shop

Does he work on Holey Shoes too?

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Somebody Took A Mormon Anti-Masturbation Video And Set It To 50 Cent. And It Works.

I hope you don’t plan on being productive for the rest of the day, because the internet is about to muck that up. 

First things first, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not want people to be jerking it, especially deaf people. Probably because the risk of somebody walking in on them is even greater, and that’s just going to be awkward for everyone. (There’s no telling how many times Annie Sullivan walked in on Helen Keller mid-diddle…)

Second, Mr. Stormeh dubbed 50 Cent’s “In Da Club” over the anti-masturbation video and what we have is your new go-to dance for any social event from here on out. Watch the video

More Ken M

More Ken M

More Fake Articles About Pope Francis for Your Friends to Share on Facebook

More Fake Articles About Pope Francis for Your Friends to Share on Facebook »

Anti-Religion - First of all, this movie is way too casual about the occult. It feels like a new ghost is popping up every twenty minutes, but do they ever talk about Heaven? Of course not! That wouldn’t be politically correct and might offend someone in the audience! Even when Tiny Tim says the “prayer,” everyone keeps their eyes open. Now that I think about it, how did all these frogs and pigs learn to talk? Evolution?!?!

Finish reading The Muppet Christmas Carol: Christmas Classic, or Liberal Brainwashing?

Finish reading What You Think When You Read Your Favorite Kids’ Books as An Adult

National Geographic’s Quest For the Holy Foreskin Seems Interesting
Putting “graphic” back into National Geographic.

National Geographic’s Quest For the Holy Foreskin Seems Interesting

Putting “graphic” back into National Geographic.

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It’s a classic Christmas story.

It’s a classic Christmas story.

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The Ten Commandments of Reddit’s r/Atheism

The Ten Commandments of Reddit’s r/Atheism

Atheist Mingle

Nothing matters. Find your match today!

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Who Would Win in a Fight?

Who’s the strongest, quickest, biggest badass of them all? Start voting now.

Baker is Either Unaware or Just Plain Evil
How deliciously ironic.

Baker is Either Unaware or Just Plain Evil

How deliciously ironic.