Dog Pope Has Believers

God bless the Pup.

Trolling Westboro Baptist Church

God hates douchebags.

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What’s It Like To Be The Pope?

The world is a confusing place, so let Professor GIF explain the most befuddling topics through the magic of animated GIFs.

IN THIS ISSUE: 3 easy facts and 14 hilarious GIFs explaining what it’s like to do the job Benedict XVI is leaving. Continue

What’s It Like To Be The Pope?

IN THIS ISSUE: 3 easy facts and 14 hilarious GIFs explaining what it’s like to do the job Benedict XVI is leaving.

Fact #1: The Pope is chosen by a voting process that’s old-fashioned yet familiar.

Pope Benedict XVI resigned last week in order to spend more time doing…something. His retirement kicks off the search for a new Pope, and surprises every observer who never thought he’d part with the papal office’s distinguished trappings. Continue

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]

Our love for you is an affront to God.

Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]

For the person who makes your heart tremble almost as much as The Lord does.

The Pope vs. Dalai Lama Twitter Fight

It’s a holy flame war.

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Puritan Valentine’s Day Cards [Click for more]

Let us never speak of this again.

What the Pope Will Do Now That He’s Resigning [Click for more]

Since Pope Benedict XVI announced his retirement this morning, we’ve been thinking about all the free time he’ll have on his hands. I mean, he can start taking those watercolor classes he always dreamed of. Or catch up on House of Cards. Let us know if we’re on the right track Mr. Former Pope. Continue

The Pope’s Exit Interview Questionnaire [Click for full post]

This morning, Pope Benedict XVI shocked Catholics around the world by announcing that he would resign at the end of this month, making him only the second pope in history to do so. Surprisingly, there is in fact protocol for these things.

What is your primary reason for leaving?

Offered new employment.

What additional reasons contributed to your leaving?

• Old age
• Wanted change of pace/vacation time
• Workplace frustrations (limitations of the Apostolic See, lack of general upkeep of my cathedral the Archbasilica of St. John Lateran)
• Toxic work environment (Craig)

What was most satisfying about your job?

• Being preserved from the possibility of error
• Authority over the Sacred Magisterium as spiritual successor to St. Peter the Apostle
• Bagel Fridays

What was least satisfying about your job?

• Lack of benefits / opportunity for advancement
• Dealing with my pope hat, widespread sexual abuse scandal, etc.
• Co-workers (Craig) [Keep Reading]

The Pope Looks For a New Job

His Father would be proud.

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Pope Yoda

Wait until marriage, you will.

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TLDNR: Goddamn Cold and Flu Season [Click to read]

Streeter’s got some great old-fashioned tips that’ll improve your (spiritual) health.

PSA of the Day: Sex, Lies & the Truth

Most people who have sex are cooties-positive.

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A Pastor’s Relationship Advice

The -az family has since changed their suffix.

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