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You drove twelve hours to get here, but you won’t drive another ten minutes to meet me at a restaurant that I picked out because I think you’ll like it? You’re going to eat at the Panera Bread next to your hotel instead? Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow after you visit a tourist attraction that no local would ever go to and see a movie that is playing in theaters nationally.

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A Modern Night Before Christmas

And all through the house every creature and relative was stirring, angrily.

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

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What People Will Say They’re Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean

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The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving

THE DRUNK:
 Hey, it’s good to see you- Oh, this is a long hug. Cinnamon schnapps? I  don’t think we have- Ah, you brought you own. Anyway, you seem really  happy. I mean sad. Nope, back to happy. Now you’re still smiling, but  there are tears. So many tears. Oh, I’m actually fine standing. I’m not  saying your lap doesn’t look comfortable, it’s just… Here, why don’t you  take my water. No, I think it’s fine without schnapps.

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The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving

THE DRUNK:


Hey, it’s good to see you- Oh, this is a long hug. Cinnamon schnapps? I don’t think we have- Ah, you brought you own. Anyway, you seem really happy. I mean sad. Nope, back to happy. Now you’re still smiling, but there are tears. So many tears. Oh, I’m actually fine standing. I’m not saying your lap doesn’t look comfortable, it’s just… Here, why don’t you take my water. No, I think it’s fine without schnapps.

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