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The 10 Sexiest Things To Say When Meeting Your Date’s Parents

Getting ready to meet your boyfriend/girlfriend’s parents for the first time? Awesome! But you want to make sure you’re prepared so that you can really SEAL THE DEAL. Here are 10 can’t-miss lines to say to someone’s parents to help you flirt…PARENT style ;-)

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We asked a bunch of cartoonists to draw comics around the theme of sex, dating, and relationships, here’s what they came up with

Do You Love These 8 Fictional Girls? Well, They Suck! [Click to find out why]

Most television shows/movies are about a guy who is love with a girl, but some just do a truly terrible job making the girls that the guy loves seem at all appealing. See the full cast.

The Worst Pick-Up Lines

Did it hurt? It probably did.


I wear contacts and when its cold out my eyes tear up A LOT. Last winter I was walking to work in 10 degree weather and had tears pouring out of my eyes. When I got to work my co worker ran up and hugged me and said “I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you the second I found out, he was such an asshole, you were way to good for a dirt bag like that” Turns out my bf was cheating on me for 3 months and she though I was crying over him. Thanks to my weepy eyes I got out of a shitty relationship

Rough Love - Contacts