In that 2 second time frame she wrote a song about them.
The Better Marriage Blanket - I really hope that if you need a blanket that’s made out of the same fabric the military uses to protect themselves against chemical weapons, that you’ve consulted a doctor about your potentially deadly farts. Also, definitely gross. If waking up in the middle of the night because the bed smells like farts has become problematic, it may be time to reconsider your life. Or at least your diet.
Having a good idea is hard. But a bad idea, well obviously that’s very easy. Check out the other inventions here
Extra sadness on that please.
Sure, but when I hand out roses to 10-year-old girls suddenly it’s creepy?
We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.
Rough Love: Nothing Sexier Than Popping Zits [Click for full column]
Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.
I love to pop my boyfriend’s body zits to the point that if he pops one himself I get upset…I should also mention that we both love to watch zits and cysts being popped on Youtube.
My boyfriend took his laundry down to the basement while I stayed in his room. He came back in, crawling slowly, with his collaspable hamper folded onto his back, going “I am a turtle”.
My ex-girlfriend asked permission if she could go out with some other guy. She said that she had promised this guy a date way before we were together. That’s not the worst part …. I gave her permission!
Got any rough love stories of your own? Submit the love right here on Tumblr.
8 Upgrades Tinder Needs to Make Now [Click for some catfishing]
Is it a game or a dating app? You decide.
It’s hard to settle down with just 7 people for the rest of your lives.
CollegeHumor Sex Survey Results [Click for full results]
Just Own It!