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This Guy With Cheating Ex Needs a Date to Radiohead Tonight

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(Because cramming all 25 in one image would have made it really fucking hard to read)

Keep Reading

(Because cramming all 25 in one image would have made it really fucking hard to read)

12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

What Girls Do When They Like Someone

If you want to see the part where the guy’s brain explodes out of confusion, buy the director’s cut.

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Summer Syllabus for Staying Home [Click to continue reading]

Summer Syllabus for Staying Home [Click to continue reading]

(Source: College Humor)

Hot Ex-Girlfriend Rant
She’s so well-spoken and lady like.

Hot Ex-Girlfriend Rant

She’s so well-spoken and lady like.

(Source: College Humor)

Staff Jokes: HumorUs

Staff Jokes: HumorUs

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Creepy Eye Peering Between Couple
The eye sees all!

Creepy Eye Peering Between Couple

The eye sees all!

(Source: College Humor)

Wow, Best Friends Ass
A real bargain for anyone stuck in the friend zone.

Wow, Best Friends Ass

A real bargain for anyone stuck in the friend zone.

(Source: College Humor)

The Depressing Guide to Dating

Maybe dying alone isn’t so bad. It certainly saves you money on movie tickets.

A Couple Decides What Porn To Watch

Relationships are all about compromise, honesty and access to PornHub.

Asshole in a Relationship - Movie

Love is a battlefield, which just so happens to be one of the worst places to watch a film.

Text Mess on uPick

Text Mess on uPick

(Source: College Humor)

Foursquare for Sex

In Honor of Foursquare Day (4/4^2) has released a brand new app!

She’s a Keeper

Well the first time i asked my current girlfriend over to my house. It was the best day of my life I texted her, asking if she wanted to come over. She said yes. In 10 minutes flat she showed up with condoms, her old NES, games for it, Xbox games,nerf guns, and two pairs of master sword/ hylian shield replicas. Yep, she’s a keeper.

Internet’s Best Dating Stories

(Source: College Humor)