Rejected Pitches: Oscars Special Pt. 1 (feat. Fred Armisen)

The glitz. The glamor. The garbage.

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Rejected Pitches: Die Hard

Turned down with a vengeance.

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Rejected Pitches: the Lord of the Rings

Gimli some of that movie magic. 

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Rejected Pitches: Jurassic Park

They’re gonna need a bigger boat. Unrelated, but true.

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Rejected Pitches: The Birds

Yikes, talk about an egg.

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Rejected Pitches: Being John Malkovich

There may not be anything wrong with him, but oy, that script.

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Rejected Pitches: Edward Scissorhands

Cut the “cut guy” out.

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Rejected Pitches: The Sixth Sense

Every writer in Hollywood is hiding under their beds right now.

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8 Rejected Pitches: Pulp Fiction

Nothing quite like freshly-squeezed creativity in the morning.

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Rejected Pitches: Pulp Fiction

Nothing quite like freshly-squeezed creativity in the morning.

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Rejected Pitches - Citizen Kane

The only thing they could agree upon was the cane.

Rejected Pitches: “E.T.”

Maybe E.T. wouldn’t want to phone home so badly if Hollywood wasn’t such a terrible place.

(Source: College Humor)