Because you’ve been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don’t worry, I like ‘em thick.
Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.
I would put ‘P’ on top of ‘U’
When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.
Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn’t catch him first.
Because I totally think the South will rise again.
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