Jor Jor the Dinosaur Will Be Serving You Today

Now is this customer or triassic period copy?

(Source: reddit.com)

Tiny Midget Included on Receipt

Is there any other kind?  

(Source: College Humor)

Receipt for Free Nothing

Nothing for nothing. 

(Source: College Humor)

$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash

You can keep the 30 cents.

(Source: College Humor)

Sandwich Includes “Bag of Dicks”

This has to be the worst smelling sandwich ever.

(Source: College Humor)

Receipt for Pregnancy Test and Claw Hammer

So, um, what’s the hammer for?

(Source: College Humor)

Dog Gives Receipt

The real shame is that he still makes 100% less than his human coworkers.

Dog Gives Receipts.

The real shame is that he still makes 100% less than his human coworkers.

Rent-A-Mistress Receipt

“Don’t worry, it will only show up as ‘Extramarital Affair’ on your credit card statement.”

(Source: College Humor)