Reality T.V. is so dumb. WAIT don’t change the channel, though, I want to see who the father is!
Craziest Interview Clips: Beads by Dré (Reality Show)
Dré, an eccentric Long Island mom, owns a popular bead store where anything can happen.
How to Make Reality Shows More Realistic [Click for more shitty shows]
These psychopaths and murderers really throw a killer party.
The one where Plum gets her hand chopped off.
They maintain a balanced portfolio of high yield investments and kryptonite lasers. Follow Daymond on Twitter @TheSharkDaymond
Today Plum’s competin’ for Best Drifter Midriff under a bridge by that big mural of a dick.
Precious Plum, episode 2: Hitchhiking. (The one where Plum falls out of the car.) Written by Elaine and me / directed by me / starring Elaine and Josh and featuring Joe Wengert.
The third episode of Precious Plum will be released tomorrow 6/5 at 12pm EST.
The one where Plum falls out of the car.
He’s a man at night and a man in the morning…whatever that means.
Pat & Street’s new prank show has a great catchphrase. And little else.
So You Think You Can Entertain Glorious Leader.
Just A Reminder: Tyra Banks Is Crazy [Click for more evidence]
America’s Next Derp Model.
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for—wait, he did.
CollegeHumor’s Halloween Costume Contest [Click to start voting & submitting]
The sooner you submit the better! First place gets $500, second place prize is $200 and third place is $100. Submit your costume by 11:59pm on November 3rd to be included in the contest.