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Aw, Look at This Rare Russian Penguin
Not fitting in is hard to bear.

Aw, Look at This Rare Russian Penguin

Not fitting in is hard to bear.

(Source: reddit.com)

I work as a manager at a well known Italian restaurant. A woman complained about her steak and demanded a free meal. I asked what the problem was and she said the steak was too bloody and under-cooked. I asked how she wanted it and she said ‘rare’. I told her that’s what a rare steak was and she promptly told me she had only heard people in restaurants order steaks ‘rare’ and thought it meant that the steaks were “hard to find”.

Whale Vomit Worth 40 Grand
Still not worth having to touch whale vomit.

Whale Vomit Worth 40 Grand

Still not worth having to touch whale vomit.

(Source: travel.aol.co.uk)

I used to work at this convenience store where my boss would constantly check my register and accuse me of stealing because i was black. One day during one of his routine register checks he finds a penny that he claims to be a fake. This leads to a massive argument which results in me being fired. Just before i stormed out of his office he flicked the penny at me and said something about it being worthless anyway. My dad is a massive coin nerd and loves coins more than he loves me. I showed him this “fake” coin and he almost had a heart attack. It turns out this was a 1969 penny that due to some problem with it is incredibly rare. He told me it was worth 40 grand and I sold it the next day.

Calico Lobster
1 in 30 million lobsters are calico. And I bet it tastes delicious.

Calico Lobster

1 in 30 million lobsters are calico. And I bet it tastes delicious.

(Source: College Humor)