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16 Hilariously Honest Company Slogans

If the advertising world was more honest you’d probably still buy all this shit.

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Honest Ramen Noodles
Now with extra aspirin and antidepressants.

Honest Ramen Noodles

Now with extra aspirin and antidepressants.

(Source: reddit.com)

Even though these things appear on the college packing lists your mother keeps emailing, you don’t need them.

The 7 Things You Really Don’t Need to Bring to College [Click to finish]

Food and Beverage Pairings for Broke Ass College Kids
Course #1Kraft Single(s)

The best way to start an extravagant meal such as this is with a little something to warm up the stomach. A pre-appetizer (or, as the French call it, an “amuse-bouche”) is a great way to excite the taste buds and is also a great way to remind yourself that you have only tiny portions of food in your possession.
Kraft Singles are neither overwhelming to the palate nor are they technically food, which makes them a truly fancy hors d’oeuvre. This mild cheese product that you “borrowed” from your roommate’s side of the fridge will prepare your stomach for the bounty to come. And the sticky, grimy texture provides a nice challenge for even the most dismissive tongue!

Pairs Well With: You’ll want to pair this food stuff with something that really coats the tongue; preferably something that feels like honey but tastes like a bumblebee. Milwaukee’s Best Light is the perfect aperitif, providing the subtle notes of gun metal and hobo sweat you’ve come to expect of the brand, but without all those filling calories. Remember, this is a 5-course dinner, so you’ll want to sip that demon swill, not chug.

Food and Beverage Pairings for Broke Ass College Kids

Course #1
Kraft Single(s)

The best way to start an extravagant meal such as this is with a little something to warm up the stomach. A pre-appetizer (or, as the French call it, an “amuse-bouche”) is a great way to excite the taste buds and is also a great way to remind yourself that you have only tiny portions of food in your possession.

Kraft Singles are neither overwhelming to the palate nor are they technically food, which makes them a truly fancy hors d’oeuvre. This mild cheese product that you “borrowed” from your roommate’s side of the fridge will prepare your stomach for the bounty to come. And the sticky, grimy texture provides a nice challenge for even the most dismissive tongue!

Pairs Well With:
You’ll want to pair this food stuff with something that really coats the tongue; preferably something that feels like honey but tastes like a bumblebee. Milwaukee’s Best Light is the perfect aperitif, providing the subtle notes of gun metal and hobo sweat you’ve come to expect of the brand, but without all those filling calories. Remember, this is a 5-course dinner, so you’ll want to sip that demon swill, not chug.

The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest
Does eating raw Ramen sound all too familiar?  Would $5000 be able to change that? Check this out to see how you could win the scholarship!

The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest

Does eating raw Ramen sound all too familiar?  Would $5000 be able to change that? Check this out to see how you could win the scholarship!

Justin Ramen Noodle Hair Timberlake
I’d eat that right up. 

Justin Ramen Noodle Hair Timberlake

I’d eat that right up. 

Ramen Noodle’s Secret Ingredient
Like we didn’t already know.

Ramen Noodle’s Secret Ingredient

Like we didn’t already know.

(Source: redditlurker.com)

Pixie Stick Ramen Noodles Will Result in Your Death Probably
Hey at least it covers a few food groups.

Pixie Stick Ramen Noodles Will Result in Your Death Probably

Hey at least it covers a few food groups.

(Source: narcimallows)

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Ramen Noodle Soup Anthem

Your product sells itself, Maruchan, but nice first commercial!

(Source: youtube.com)

Extreme Ramen
We’re worried about you. We think you might have a noodle problem.

Extreme Ramen

We’re worried about you. We think you might have a noodle problem.

(Source: 4gifs)


Soup for Sluts


Mmmmm ooooohh it’s soooo good.

Mmmmm ooooohh it’s soooo good.

(Source: College Humor)


Stewie Griffin Noodle Quote


Life imitates art, but also “Family Guy” cutaways.

Life imitates art, but also “Family Guy” cutaways.

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