10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
6. Post Rater-
We’ve already got built-in technology for rating the strength of a new password, why not add a version of that to Facebook and Twitter? That way, any time you were about to post something boring, offensive, or offensively boring, this handy tool would offer up a color-coded critique.
Here’s how it works: GREEN means you’re good to go, YELLOW means your word choice could be better, ORANGE means you probably said something unintentionally racist, RED means you definitely said something intentionally racist, and BLUE means you mentioned the weather. The best part is that whatever color rating you receive, no one will really even care or notice because you’re posting it on the Internet, which is like the digital equivalent of shouting “sure is hot today!” while walking through an uninhabited desert.
(Source: College Humor)
He has so much fun it’s offensive.
![The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving
The Racist One:
Oh, Rachel? We actually broke up because she moved. To Vancouver, actually, not back to “Ching-Chong land”- I’m glad you realize it’s inappropriate, I just don’t think being born in 1976 counts as growing up in “a different time.” Do I want to hear knock-knock joke? Can you count, in your head, the number of times it contains the n-word? OK, you’ve already been counting for too long.
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The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving
The Racist One:
Oh, Rachel? We actually broke up because she moved. To Vancouver, actually, not back to “Ching-Chong land”- I’m glad you realize it’s inappropriate, I just don’t think being born in 1976 counts as growing up in “a different time.” Do I want to hear knock-knock joke? Can you count, in your head, the number of times it contains the n-word? OK, you’ve already been counting for too long.
(Source: College Humor)
Siri Doesn’t Understand Japanese People
The most racist part is that Apple considers this a feature.
(Source: College Humor)
Racist Neighbor Interview
The mayor really shouldn’t be saying such offensive things.
(Source: College Humor)
“Obama Fried Chicken” in China
I’ll take one Stimulus Package Special, please.
(Source: College Humor)
Rental Car HATES the French
Those cheese-dropping-on-the-seat surrender monkeys.
(Source: College Humor)
Will Smith Facebook Fan Club
I thought racism would have way more than 1,497 fans.
(Source: College Humor)
Ridiculous News Story: School Thinks “You Mad Bro?” Sign is Racist
You wrong, bro. But bonus points for citing Urban Dictionary as a source.
(Source: College Humor)
Hardly Working: Boozy Couple - For Pat’s parents, it’s 5:00 everywhere.
“These saggy shits are your fault, Pat. You sucked the life right outta ‘em.”
(Source: College Humor)
