Twidiots: Lance Armstrong Smokes Dope [Click for more tweets]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Horse Named ARRRRR Wins The Race

That or Chris Berman is announcing the ponies.

(Source: youtube.com)

Guy in Crazy Sideways Race Leans Out of Car to Take Money

Definitely the hardest part of the driver’s license test.

(Source: reddit.com)

Racecar Driver Takes Shortcut to Ram Rival

Take that, automobile racing’s illustrious civilized reputation.

(Source: collegehumor.comlle)

NASCAR Fan has Number Shaved into Back Hair 

(Source: College Humor)

Cool Racecar Crash Escape

“There’s no time for doors!” - No-one.

Joey’s Spectacular Bicycle Crash - click to play

I’m just glad Joey is OK.

(Source: College Humor)

Joey’s Spectacular Bicycle Crash

I’m just glad Joey is OK.

(Source: College Humor)

NASCAR Prayer

“Dear baby Jesus, may there be lots of crashes, but no injuries. Amen.”

(Source: College Humor)