“My boyfriend of two+ years calls me random nick-names all the time, lately it’s been “Coonster”, because the dark circles I had under my eyes one day reminded him of a raccoon. Awesome.”
Rough Love - Coonster
Raccoon Mechanic Wants to Pimp Your Ride
Yo dawg, I heard you liked animals fixing things.
(Source: youtube.com)
Hey, you dumb raccoons, you’re on land.
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(Source: College Humor)
Raccoon Eats at the Dinner Table
But he doesn’t use a plate or utensils. He’s like some kind of barbarian.

