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8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows
Chewbacca and R2D2 were traitors.
I kind of wanted to include this as a treat to myself, just to imagine the spike in blood pressure from nerds once again seeing Star Wars labeled as a kids movie. Which it is. Am I kidding? Do you have toys? I digress. Some dopes out there find it hard to accept that maybe some stories are just… pretty straightforward. In their mind, R2D2 is a spy who avoids getting his memory deleted and purposefully manipulates everyone around him to avoid getting captured and help the Rebels. He often does so by communicating with “fellow super spy” Chewbacca, who uses stupid ol’ Han Solo, a mere puppet of a pilot, to do his every nefarious bidding. Let’s slow down for a second. Star Wars is pretty much the oldest tale in the book, a prototypical hero’s journey. There are good guys and there are bad guys. There are some twists and turns, of course, but this is not Dostoevsky. Chewy is a big furry thing, R2D2 is a little beepy thing. They do stuff, kids enjoy them, shut up. Keep Reading

8 Dark Theories About Children’s Movies and TV Shows

Chewbacca and R2D2 were traitors.

I kind of wanted to include this as a treat to myself, just to imagine the spike in blood pressure from nerds once again seeing Star Wars labeled as a kids movie. Which it is. Am I kidding? Do you have toys? I digress. Some dopes out there find it hard to accept that maybe some stories are just… pretty straightforward. In their mind, R2D2 is a spy who avoids getting his memory deleted and purposefully manipulates everyone around him to avoid getting captured and help the Rebels. He often does so by communicating with “fellow super spy” Chewbacca, who uses stupid ol’ Han Solo, a mere puppet of a pilot, to do his every nefarious bidding. Let’s slow down for a second. Star Wars is pretty much the oldest tale in the book, a prototypical hero’s journey. There are good guys and there are bad guys. There are some twists and turns, of course, but this is not Dostoevsky. Chewy is a big furry thing, R2D2 is a little beepy thing. They do stuff, kids enjoy them, shut up. Keep Reading

Wait, How Do TV Ratings Work? [Click to find out with GIFs]
SPOILER: because of all the downloading, they kind of don’t.

Wait, How Do TV Ratings Work? [Click to find out with GIFs]

SPOILER: because of all the downloading, they kind of don’t.

R2D2 is New Face of Meth
Crippling drug addiction is his master now.

R2D2 is New Face of Meth

Crippling drug addiction is his master now.

(Source: reddit.com)

R2D2 Had a Rough Night
"Beep beep boop beep SOOOO DRUNK beep boop."

R2D2 Had a Rough Night

"Beep beep boop beep SOOOO DRUNK beep boop."

(Source: newkidsonmycock11)

Comic Con is this weekend and you know what that means? That’s right! Thousands of socially awkward people crammed into a tiny space! Here’s some images to get you pumped for all the wedgies coming your way. [Click to see full gallery]

R2-Keg2
The drunk is strong with this one.

R2-Keg2

The drunk is strong with this one.

R2-D2 Bender Hybrid
Bite my shiny, metal beep boop whirr.

R2-D2 Bender Hybrid

Bite my shiny, metal beep boop whirr.

(Source: reddit.com)

R2-D2 Takes a Leak
R2 pee too.

R2-D2 Takes a Leak

R2 pee too.


Horrible R2D2 Costume


He looks just like he does in the movies!

He looks just like he does in the movies!

(Source: College Humor)

R2D2 Cake with Sound Effects

May the fondant be with you.

(Source: College Humor)