“At my behest my girlfriend recently quit smoking, However I agreed to her request that she can have a cigarette after sex just like they do in the movies. We have a lot more sex now.”
10 Things Ron Paul Has Time to Do Now That He’s (Basically) Quit
1. Put on his red hat and go back to making E.L. Fudge cookies.
2. Angrily stomp around his house wailing about nothing in particular.
3. Rabble-rouse.
4. Send Rand to his room.
(Source: College Humor)