“I started a fantasy Quidditch league with my local gang, but it didn’t go down well. They just kept killing the Snitch…”
Jokes - Mobster Quiddtich
The Olympics have gotten out of control. There’s way too many events. It’s time to get rid of half the competitions and just add Quidditch and the synchronized “Truffle Shuffle” because that’s what the people really want to see.
(Source: youtube.com)

