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Did Andre 3000 Write This Math Test?
How many dangerous lies and vicious rumors are there if Daddy Fat Stacks blocks his shine at the same rate as the bombs over Baghdad?

Did Andre 3000 Write This Math Test?

How many dangerous lies and vicious rumors are there if Daddy Fat Stacks blocks his shine at the same rate as the bombs over Baghdad?

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Screencap: How to be Confidential

Screencap: How to be Confidential

Screencap: You have to eat the grapes

Screencap: You have to eat the grapes

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Eagles Superfans Trivia Prank

We sent our reporter to the Philadelphia Eagles’ home opener and asked their fans a lot of questions. The only problem? Our cards had all the wrong answers.

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Things Mitt Romney Did During Barack Obama’s AMA [Click to continue reading]

Things Mitt Romney Did During Barack Obama’s AMA [Click to continue reading]

How Do You Get Nail Polish Off Your Nipples

A Problem For All of Us.

How Do You Get Nail Polish Off Your Nipples
A Problem For All of Us.

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Yeah Just Put the Bottle On a Leash and Take It For a Walk

Yeah Just Put the Bottle On a Leash and Take It For a Walk

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Move Very Far Away
What to do if you email Mom a pick of your junk.

Move Very Far Away

What to do if you email Mom a pick of your junk.

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Sexual Orientation Survey Includes “Chinese” Option


And yet no politician is talking about Chinese marriage.

And yet no politician is talking about Chinese marriage.

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Girl Needs Help Pretending to be Dead


You’ve come to the right place, no one on Yahoo! Answers has lived in years.

You’ve come to the right place, no one on Yahoo! Answers has lived in years.

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The 16 Best Questions on Yahoo! Answers
A whole gallery of smart questions from the Internet.
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The 16 Best Questions on Yahoo! Answers

A whole gallery of smart questions from the Internet.

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Girl Unsure if She Looks Like Nicki Minaj


She’s a bad at knowing who she looks like bitch.

She’s a bad at knowing who she looks like bitch.

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Does God Have a Flan for Me?


The answer lies within (the oven).

The answer lies within (the oven).

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Clever Answer To Where Will You Be In 10 Years


She’s fully committed to doing nothing with her life until that day.

She’s fully committed to doing nothing with her life until that day.

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SAT Questions That I Wish I Had Gotten Right Before Going to College

FILL-IN-THE-BLANK QUESTIONS


1.) Dude, be careful hitting on that ——- girl Jessica, because I totally ——- her last semester.
A. crazy . . got stalked by
B. depressed . . used her low self-esteem to take advantage of
C. underage . . legally adopted
D. pregnant . . put a baby in
E. zombie . . killed

2.) You don’t have to worry about ——- in your dorm room, as long as you ——- the RA.
A. getting’ freaky . . make a video of it for
B. practicing Satanism . . sacrifice a virgin to
C. distilling alcohol . . kidnap, and then disguise yourself as
D. allowing illegal immigrants to run a sweat shop . . give free textiles to
E. murder . . murder

3.) That professor is a real ——- and he totally ——- that midterm.
A. downer . . was writing a suicide note during
B. hero . . deserves to be knighted for
C. sex offender . . had sex with me on top of
D. big fan of child labor . . made Taiwanese six-year-olds grade
E. water buffalo . . blew my mind when he used his hoofs to distribute

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