Don’t Take Your Date to These Food Establishments [Click for full gallery]
First dates can be stressful. Don’t make it any worse for yourself by taking your friend to a place where they may or may not contract syphilis. I mean, seriously, you can’t do better than a 1 star search on Yelp? Get it together.
“I have mixed feelings about ceremonial animal sacrifice. The people are always great, but the food is just offal.”
uPick Jokes - Animal sacrifice.
You’ve got to do things the rite way.
Whale done, sir. Whale done.
(Source: College Humor)