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Finding a practical use for that jack-o-lantern after Halloween can be tricky, but the easiest thing to do is just leave it to rot on your front porch. This also happens to be one of the most resourceful, as it works as a perfect deterrent for warding off unwelcomed guests. Simply leave the discarded pumpkin where it lay and with each passing day it will become more grotesque, deterring Jehovah’s witnesses, local politicians or the drunken girl who left her iPhone at your Halloween party from bothering you. Free iPhone, score!
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"Practical" Uses for Your Old Jack-o-Lantern [Click to finish me off]

Finding a practical use for that jack-o-lantern after Halloween can be tricky, but the easiest thing to do is just leave it to rot on your front porch. This also happens to be one of the most resourceful, as it works as a perfect deterrent for warding off unwelcomed guests. Simply leave the discarded pumpkin where it lay and with each passing day it will become more grotesque, deterring Jehovah’s witnesses, local politicians or the drunken girl who left her iPhone at your Halloween party from bothering you. Free iPhone, score!

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"Practical" Uses for Your Old Jack-o-Lantern [Click to finish me off]

These 17 Pumpkins Carvings Are Beautifully Shitty »
And The Best Halloween Pumpkin This Year Goes To…
What a gourdeous smile!

And The Best Halloween Pumpkin This Year Goes To…

What a gourdeous smile!

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3 MORE Pumpkin Flavored Things Even Better Than Pumpkin-Spiced Lattés [Click to find out]

Delicious Looking Pumpkin Burger
It’s a mouthful.

Delicious Looking Pumpkin Burger

It’s a mouthful.

Amazing Walter White Pumpkin
This pumpkin ain’t no bitch.

Amazing Walter White Pumpkin

This pumpkin ain’t no bitch.

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10 Ways To Smash A Pumpkin (Slow-Motion)

Not the Billy Corgan covers I was expecting, but still good stuff.

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Playable Tetris Pumpkin

Beware of button mashers.

(Source: youtube.com)

How to Make a Flaming Pumpkin

Ugh, I’m going to need a video on how to put it out. Quick.

(Source: youtube.com)

Ecce Homo Jack-O-Lantern
Never let an old Spanish lady near your Jesus pumpkin.

Ecce Homo Jack-O-Lantern

Never let an old Spanish lady near your Jesus pumpkin.

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Pigs and Pumpkins

Oh, and you being happy.

(Source: youtube.com)

Shut Up and Take My Candy
Can’t tell if this is creative or just a meme.

Shut Up and Take My Candy

Can’t tell if this is creative or just a meme.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Halloween Watermelons?
Those’ll sure taste weird in my tropical fruit salad.

Halloween Watermelons?

Those’ll sure taste weird in my tropical fruit salad.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Best Videos of the Week [Click for full playlist]
Snoop Dogg & Andy Milonakis, The Simpsons IRL, Dog Shaming & many more

Best Videos of the Week [Click for full playlist]

Snoop Dogg & Andy Milonakis, The Simpsons IRL, Dog Shaming & many more

Pumpkin Season

Gourd times.

(Source: youtube.com)