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What is the vetting process for asking someone to watch your stuff? Answer: nothing other than their proximity. How is that logical? Basically, you just put some rando in control of your belongings— exactly what you’re hoping to avoid. And yet, we all do it. We assume that if you sit next to someone for at least 14 seconds and they don’t murder you, they are clearly qualified to take your place as guardian of valuable personal property. 

In response to the ridiculousness of this social norm, let me suggest that the next time someone asks you to watch their stuff, you respond in one of the following ways:

One backpack strap? REALLY?
Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

One backpack strap? REALLY?

Read The 6 Stages Of Judging Strangers In Public

Guy is Checking Out Anime Porn on Subway 
Another working stiff.

Guy is Checking Out Anime Porn on Subway 

Another working stiff.

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13 People Who Think Watching Porn in Public is Totally Fine [Click for more, but you really shouldn’t]

WHAT? It’s for a research paper.

Perfect Public Bathroom Break
At least give us a courtesy flush?

Perfect Public Bathroom Break

At least give us a courtesy flush?

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Gracefully Landing a Back Round Off in a Grocery Store
Not the spaghettio’s!

Gracefully Landing a Back Round Off in a Grocery Store

Not the spaghettio’s!

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Another Reason Not to Pee in Public
All it takes is one drop of frat boy piss to attract a shark.

Another Reason Not to Pee in Public

All it takes is one drop of frat boy piss to attract a shark.

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The Way You Do Things in Public vs. in Private [Click to continue viewing]

The Way You Do Things in Public vs. in Private [Click to continue viewing]

How to OWN any situation

How to OWN any situation

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Totally Typical Belgian Afternoon

Mondays, am I right?

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The Way You Do Things in Public vs. in Private (click to see more)

The Way You Do Things in Public vs. in Private (click to see more)

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