Unfortunately, it gets even worse.
What a goofy goober.
Jake and Amir: Work Out Clothes [Click to watch]
Nothing beats that “Gangnam” thing! You know, from the pistachio commercial.
Twas a dream…
The Top 5 Most Offensive Superbowl Commercials [Click for more]
This one typifies one of the most destructive double-standards in society today. Why is that when we see men dancing on TV, they’re always having goofy fun WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON, but when you look at the OTHER side, every single depiction of anthropomorphic pistachios shows them sexily peeling off their shells within seconds. This objectification of anthropomorphic pistachios is irresponsible. Pistachios are more than objects. That’s why we took the the time to anthropomorphize them — so they would have human qualities! What kind of example is this setting? Pistachios are more than just a shell waiting to be cracked open, and sometimes pistachios do that weird thing where they’re not split and you can NEVER get them open. We need to make sure that these more realistic depictions of anthropomorphic pistachios are presented in media today. Continue
Last one…we promise.
Urrybody love him, urry- urrybody love him
Spartan High School makes a Gangnam Style parody so terrible we’re convinced it must have been intentional.