“My girlfriend told me she was going to look into becoming an “escort.” When I told her that I would not be okay with that, she asked why. Apparently she thought an escort, “let rich guys take her to dinner and went to dinner parties with them when they were lonely on business trips.” She had no idea that an escort was a prostitute.”

“I work at a flying J truck stop as maintenance, I pretty much clean up, and fix random stuff. Yesterday I get called up to the front desk and get asked the following question “How good are you at running prostitutes off?”. At least I can put that on my resume.”