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15 Pieces Of Produce That Could Have Careers In Porn

It’s easy for a ripe piece of produce with stars in its eyes to get mixed up with the wrong crowd. A bogus Whole Foods modeling ad on Craigslist can get sleazy real quick in the big city. 

Here are 15 fruits and veggies that could make it in the porn biz if Penthouse decides to open a produce stand. 

And for added pleasure, enjoy the gallery with a 70s porno soundtrack!

Badass Bear Cub in a Grocery Store

Personally, I think we should encourage more bears to purchase food instead of eating our friends.

(Source: College Humor)