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Justin Bieber Has Body Guards Carry Him Up Great Wall of China
The princess has arrived. 

Justin Bieber Has Body Guards Carry Him Up Great Wall of China

The princess has arrived. 

(Source: New York Daily News)

Work Sucks: My Little Princess

In my first year of college I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch (kids) store. It was a pretty boring job. Folding clothes, setting up new sets of clothes, saying the crappy tag line, checking out and changing rooms. One day I had to work the changing rooms. I see three girls who are like 12 years old and a botox mom with them all carrying lots of victoria secret bags. (Why 12 year olds need to buy lots of stuff from victoria secret I do not know…) So this girl grabs probably 15 items and I told her she couldn’t take all the items in the changing rooms. She starts getting hissy and calls her mom over saying how I wouldn’t let her in the changing room. I had to explain to her mom why 15 items weren’t allowed because you can only take 5 items of clothing into a changing room. Her mom tells her to give me the clothes she doesn’t want to take into the changing room. Well the girl starts throwing the clothes at me! When she finished throwing the clothes at me. I asked her, “Is there anything else I can help you with little princess!” Her mom asked for the manager and complained about me. My manager took me to the back room. Right when we entered he busted out laughing. He said that was some funny shit you said but don’t ever do that again. My manager told me to just stay in the back room till they left and do nothing.
- Justin B

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Behind the Scenes with “Disney Princess Spring Breakers”

Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Ariel and Jasmine in a whole new world.

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They’re in Florida, but they’re a long way from Disney World.

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Disney Princesses, After All Their Dreams Came True (Parody Song)

I can show you the world (but it’s not that exciting).

(Source: youtube.com)

The 10 Best Disney-Rap Mashups [Click to start stuntin’]
Word to your mother, unless you’re a Disney princess in which case she passed away and I’m super sorry.

The 10 Best Disney-Rap Mashups [Click to start stuntin’]

Word to your mother, unless you’re a Disney princess in which case she passed away and I’m super sorry.

Proof That Jennifer Lawrence is Actually a Disney Princess
I would very much like to show her the world.

Proof That Jennifer Lawrence is Actually a Disney Princess

I would very much like to show her the world.

(Source: daps.tv)

Girl Unimpressed By Disney Princess 
I don’t see no Sugarplum.

Girl Unimpressed By Disney Princess

I don’t see no Sugarplum.

(Source: reddit.com)

Hot Girl Holding Satan’s Cat Princess
Nice kitty, don’t steal my soul now.

Hot Girl Holding Satan’s Cat Princess

Nice kitty, don’t steal my soul now.

(Source: reddit.com)

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Prince Harry as a Disney Prince (Parody)

He’s every princess’s nightmare come true.

Mario and Peach: the Later Years
"How come we never go karting anymore?

Mario and Peach: the Later Years

"How come we never go karting anymore?

(Source: reddit.com)

Frog Princess
Kiss her and she’ll turn into a princess dressed as a frog.

Frog Princess

Kiss her and she’ll turn into a princess dressed as a frog.

(Source: lucasbytegenius)

Diana Was Alive Before She Died
ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

Diana Was Alive Before She Died

ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

Emergency Tiara 
When you desperately need to feel like a princess.

Emergency Tiara 

When you desperately need to feel like a princess.

(Source: College Humor)

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