She’s almost as robotic as the anchorlady.
This week, Prince William and Kate Middleton announced that they are expecting a child. Surprisingly, everyone stayed totally normal and calm about it.
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This buncha cells isn’t even close to being a human, and it’s already a billion times more famous than you’ll ever be. It’s a trending topic on Twitter and it hasn’t even been born yet! People all over the world will care about what this baby is named. No one cares what your name is, and you know that’s true because of the amount of times it’s misspelled on the side of your coffee cup.
Princess Diana left Prince William somewhere in the neighborhood of $10 million when she died, and that pales in comparison to the overall value of the estate that he’ll one day pass on to his firstborn child. Not to mention that every piece of money this kid’s going to get has his or her great-grandma’s FACE on it. Meanwhile, you have a bunch of coins spilled all over the surface of your dresser and a $50 gift card at Borders, which is now out of business.
3. A Career
Kate Middleton’s baby will never have to ask ITS parents for money to go back to grad school because this time it definitely thinks it feels passionate about either sociology or forensic science. No, Kate Middleton’s baby will be busy meeting dignitaries and playing polo and never ever questioning what it’s doing with its life. [Keep Reading]