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Emotionally Defeated Romney 
Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he’ll have to settle on regular unleaded.

Emotionally Defeated Romney

Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he’ll have to settle on regular unleaded.

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Pajama Obama Celebrates

Fired up, ready to get my groove on, comfy style.

Obama Wins Ohio

Obama Wins Ohio

Jimmy Fallon’s Puppy Decides The Election

Ruff the vote.

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Man Votes for Gay Dog
Make it count, people.

Man Votes for Gay Dog

Make it count, people.

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Vote for Megatron
A candidate you can trust.

Vote for Megatron

A candidate you can trust.

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Conan: Mitt Romney’s Star-Studded Campaign Rally

TMZ’s going to lose it.

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The Most Common Write-In Candidates
Me - I believe my 3.6 GPA, Spanish club presidency, and overall friendly demeanor make me the ideal candidate to run the world’s largest economy and military. People say I’m like really easy to talk to. If elected president, school will run on an “as needs” basis, marijuana will be legal, and Thursday will become a government-funded “Free Sundae Day.”
Mickey Mouse - The area now known as Disneyland used to be a collection of low-income housing projects, ridden with unemployment, gang violence, and drugs. When Mickey came along to establish Disneyland, he created a truly modern city with a bustling tourist economy. Who says he can’t do the same to America? He has promised to fund a commission of highly efficient wizards to replace doctors, thus, eliminating the need for healthcare. Furthermore, he will save endangered species by turning Montana into an Animal Kingdom, and fight China’s growing economy with unicorns. Sure, he can be criticized for Disneyland’s growing obesity problem, but would you rather have an obese nation wearing festive hats or a healthy one without unicorns? Think about it.
President Josiah Bartlet (from The West Wing) - Bartlet promises to distract you from pressing issues with his epic speeches while said issues work themselves out by serendipitous acts of luck or coincidence. Also, he will defend himself against any critics with awesome zingers.
Penis - I think penises are funny. I want my president to be funny, like Reagan. If these two are true, then penis = president. What will the penis do in office? Draw more dicks all over stuff, making congressional hearings lot more fun. Also, congress = boobs.
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The Most Common Write-In Candidates

Me - I believe my 3.6 GPA, Spanish club presidency, and overall friendly demeanor make me the ideal candidate to run the world’s largest economy and military. People say I’m like really easy to talk to. If elected president, school will run on an “as needs” basis, marijuana will be legal, and Thursday will become a government-funded “Free Sundae Day.”

Mickey Mouse - The area now known as Disneyland used to be a collection of low-income housing projects, ridden with unemployment, gang violence, and drugs. When Mickey came along to establish Disneyland, he created a truly modern city with a bustling tourist economy. Who says he can’t do the same to America? He has promised to fund a commission of highly efficient wizards to replace doctors, thus, eliminating the need for healthcare. Furthermore, he will save endangered species by turning Montana into an Animal Kingdom, and fight China’s growing economy with unicorns. Sure, he can be criticized for Disneyland’s growing obesity problem, but would you rather have an obese nation wearing festive hats or a healthy one without unicorns? Think about it.

President Josiah Bartlet (from The West Wing) - Bartlet promises to distract you from pressing issues with his epic speeches while said issues work themselves out by serendipitous acts of luck or coincidence. Also, he will defend himself against any critics with awesome zingers.

Penis - I think penises are funny. I want my president to be funny, like Reagan. If these two are true, then penis = president. What will the penis do in office? Draw more dicks all over stuff, making congressional hearings lot more fun. Also, congress = boobs.

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Jimmy Kimmel Asks a Brooklyn Barbershop About Mitt Romney

Paul Ryan, on the other hand, is a HUGE hit in the black community.

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President Obama Explains Why Donald Trump Hates Him

Donald Trump does have very Kenyan hair, after all.

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What Should Politicians Be For Halloween [Click to continue reading]

Obama-San
Too bad this was cancelled after only 1 debate

Obama-San

Too bad this was cancelled after only 1 debate

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Scott Stapp Endorses Mitt Romney?

If he does decide to make it official, I’m sure Willard will accept with arms wide open. After all, it is what the kids are into.

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What Kids Think About the 2012 Presidential Election

Finally, the answer to “Who wins the electoral vote under the sea?”

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Conan: Obama Was Pretty Smooth on The View

What can I say, the man knows how to answer a question.

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