Welcome to the magical journey of unemployment.
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A BuzzFeed Contributor Tells Her Boyfriend She’s Pregnant [Click to read]
It made the front page of their relationship.
Let’s Have a TV Baby [Click to watch]
She just wants her own little bundle of Breaking Bad DVDs.
My Elf Girlfriend: Pregnancy Scare [Click for sketch]
The future will reveal itself.
If at first you don’t succeed, look up basic science.
“When my fiance begins her period, she informs me by walking past me and casually saying, “It’s like a crime scene in my pants.” Every time.”
I Think the Guy who Writes Movie Descriptions Got His Girlfriend Pregnant [Click to continue]
Ah yes, the gut-busting comedy “Children of Men.”
When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.
I believe that life begins at peach fuzz.
I’m not gonna say it again: quit pointing your camera at us.
Yeah, it’s just a prank, but that’s not going to make tribute groups that want to call themselves Cesarean Section go away.