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Happy National POTato Day!

Happy National POTato Day!

Garbled back-handed compliments: the true language of love.

Garbled back-handed compliments: the true language of love.

Happy National POTato Day

Happy National POTato Day

May Be Creepiest Book to Date
Looking forward to the sequel, “Don’t Sit Down in the Parlor, Auntie, Them Fire Pokers Get Frisky.”

May Be Creepiest Book to Date

Looking forward to the sequel, “Don’t Sit Down in the Parlor, Auntie, Them Fire Pokers Get Frisky.”

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The Troll: Guinea Pigs [Click for more]

The Troll: Guinea Pigs [Click for more]

Guinea Pig is Actually a Potato 
I bet you’ve been wondering why your potato is so hairy. It’s actually a really funny story…

Guinea Pig is Actually a Potato

I bet you’ve been wondering why your potato is so hairy. It’s actually a really funny story…

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I waitress in a local restaurant that a lot of much older people frequent. One afternoon a man came in and ordered mashed potatoes with his sandwich. When I brought out his food, he took one forkful of the mashed potatoes and complained they weren’t hot enough. I obligingly took the plate back and put his mashed potatoes in the kitchen microwave for thirty seconds. Still, the mashed potatoes didn’t satisfy him. Annoyed, I threw the potatoes back in the microwave for 6 minutes. They were scorched around the edges and bubbling. I knew I probably shouldn’t have brought them over but I did. To my shock/horror, the man dug into the molten mashed potatoes and ate them without wincing. He tipped me double the tab.

Drunk Mom Organizes Potatoes by Size
This party is crazy.

Drunk Mom Organizes Potatoes by Size

This party is crazy.

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This Guy Needs Potato Recipes
Three times as many potatoes as most people. 

This Guy Needs Potato Recipes

Three times as many potatoes as most people. 

(Source: College Humor)

Venn Diagram Explains Heart-Shaped Potato
She crushed my heart. Then mixed with milk, butter, salt, pepper, and garlic. It was delicious.

Venn Diagram Explains Heart-Shaped Potato

She crushed my heart. Then mixed with milk, butter, salt, pepper, and garlic. It was delicious.

(Source: College Humor)