The First 35 Results of Your Porn Search [Click for full list you perv]

1. Plump-buttocked Naomi Gets Longdicked By The Maestro

2. Peevish Maid Brought To Her Senses Via Searing Kiss Of Buggy Whip

3. Hapless Russian Couple Attempts The Sex

4. Ugly High-school Teens Found Out By Angry Mom

5. Sardonic Duke Will Take His Pleasure Come What May

6. Sunset Fuck Broken Up By Jealous Fuzz

7. Vampire Newlyweds Bone On Cruiseship Dance Floor

8. Tightlaced Cellist Suffers Long-smitten Tympanist To Thump Her

9. Evil Seigneur Has At Serf With Outsize All-natural Jugs

10. Redheaded Bimbo Sports Freckled Titties Akimbo

11. Scuba Whore Tangos With Determined Octo-cock

12. Cleopatra Lookalike Teases Bf With Thoughtful Dance

13. Sex-obsessed Paramedic Sees His Chance (epic Fail)

14. Luckless Fisherman Netted By Obese Siren

And that’s not all! It’s human nature to want to see the rest.

13 Surprising Facts about Our Porn Searches [Click for full post]

PornMD has built an interactive map showing the top 10 porn search terms by geographic region. It’s an interesting look at what unites and divides the people of the world, when it comes to watching the people of the world have sex. Below you’ll find the map itself, as well as the 13 most interesting things we found while poking around.

1. Indian porn is popular in India, Nigeria, and New Jersey. New Jersey is the only state in which “Indian” cracks the top 10.
2.  Kentucky is the only state to specify that they want their porn free. Kentuckians are either great at getting a bargain or unaware that most porn online is free.
3. Both California and Hawaii have “asian” as their top search, but Californians seem more interested in Koreans, while Hawaii searches more for “Japanese.” This rivalry continues on the world stage where China’s top search is “Japanese,” but Cambodia’s is “korean sex (gay).”
4. “College” appears in every state’s top ten searches except Wyoming, who seems to be undervaluing the American education system.
5. The fourth most popular search term in Peru is “just bieber (gay).” This is also the fourth most popular YouTube comment in America.
6. A search for “Native American” does appear, but in Iceland for some reason. 
7. In Romania, “mom and son” is so popular it appears in both the first and fifth position. Continue

Porn Stars Before and After Makeup

Porn Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

(Source: youtube.com)

Embarrassing Things vs. Time It Takes to be Funny [Click for more]

This is the craziest job I’ve ever had: For three summers during college I worked for a porn magazine, and what struck me most was that convicts have decent grammar.

Although, that sentence has several exaggerations. The first of which is the phrase “porn magazine.” I did work for a pornographic periodical, but it wasn’t an operation that hired models or took photos. It was a monthly collection of photos of celebrities being naked. That’s a genre of porn magazine and it feels slightly less sleazy because it doesn’t produce more pornography but simply gathers existing stuff and organizes it by starlet. Continue

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn [Click for full article]

Those of us who had the grave misfortune to grow up in an era before high-speed internet were forced to acquire our teenage “naked people seeing” through the likes of Cinemax movies, HBO late-night series, and the occasional “Red Shoe Diaries” episode during Showtime free previews.

Looper Has Sex with Himself

You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good. 

Porn-O-Vision III [Click for full comic]

Things look a little different when you’ve been watching a lot of porn…

Also check out Part I and Part 2.

Porn-O-Vision III [Click for full comic]

Things look a little different when you’ve been watching a lot of porn…

Also check out Part I and Part 2. 

“Porn Rental” with Michael C. Hall and Ben Schwartz - Best of 2011

You can’t always get what you want.

(Source: College Humor)